To rather fancy the idea of Richard Madden on toast...

[FloralBunting]

...given the irritating nature of crumbs on the sheets?

PREACH!

HE’S MINE

He’s an integral part to a fantasy I have involving him and Hugh Jackman.

See, crumbs are awful when there is jam on the toast, not fab when there is Marmite, so I'm wondering if they'd just kill the mood with Madden.

I actually never noticed his magnificence in GOT because I was too busy perving over Kit Harrington. What an oversight!

I could just leave the toast, though. Bread makes me bloat anyway.

Kit would not mind crumbs. Richard might, he seems more tightly wound.

Yeah. Skip the bread products and maybe just have some butter. Or chocolate spread. No, crap idea, I've never had good experiences with male torsos and chocolate spread.

No you are not. He is gorgeous.

I was about to come in and say that Judy wouldnt be too happy, then I realised it was Madden not Madeley. I’ve just googled him however and tend to agree with you

I’d have them both in a soft floury bap made moist with butter.

A little closer .

I must be ancient - they both look like wee boys to me not 50yet 🙈

I'd have them both too but Madden must have his facial hair and Harington be in full GoT "Huuargh! Haaagh!" battle mode. I'm fussy like that.

Dear God, I thought you were talking about the guy from morning tv, and came on the thread to reason with you! But Rob Stark now...oh yes. Very, very yes.

I’m fussy too. I’d have them both with one of their rare smiles on their faces. Simultaneously.

Crikey it’s a bit early for this though!

My husband’s been getting some great shags on Sunday nights the last few weeks. I might have also been googling dark shirts to buy him for his birthday too

And isn’t it so refreshing the way the body guard is shot to have a male object of desire. The way the camera follows him. Their was a long shot on his thighs last night.

Anyway, I need to get a shower and do school run/work etc

This thread has set me right up for the day. Ho hum.

I read this as Richard Madeley and thought well he’s not my taste but mumsnet has all sorts on it

Just read the thread. Good to see I’m not the only one

YABU far too short him and Kit both.

(I've met Kit, I felt like a giant)

How tall are they?

I’ve never recovered from the loss of Robb Stark. And didn’t Madden play a rather saucy paramedic some years back in Sirens? he was totes lush in medic green 😍

And DH saw Kit in an airport once, he’s very wee

I think Richard is marginally taller but Kit looked about 5' 6" to me. I'm 5' 8".