To rather fancy the idea of Richard Madden on toast...

[FloralBunting]

...given the irritating nature of crumbs on the sheets?

Bodely - Nooooooooo!!! Now I have the image of a naked Madeley and toast. But he's just sort of holding a slice or two.

Ewww. #Klaxon# Not Madeley. Repeat, Not Madeley.

I don't mind a shorter man. As me mam always used to say, it doesn't matter if ye're both horizontal.

Apparently he’s 5 foot 9 and a half. Thanks not short!

Nah. That's taller than me.

I've just had toast for breakfast. I have the morning off, and I'm going to watch Lady Chatterley's Lover on Netflix.

Because I can.

He is very lovely, but he's just too young for me to actually desire rather than just admire.

I'd sooner have the toast and a good book in bed,tbh