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AIBU to be a bit shocked at this teacher

194 replies

Canshopwillshop · 14/09/2018 20:03

My DS has come home with a list of spellings for English homework. One of them is the word ‘August’ for which the teacher has broken down into a nice memorable ‘All Ugly Girls Use Spot Treatment’! I feel this is totally unacceptable and a terrible message to put across to young kids.

OP posts:
musicposy · 14/09/2018 22:58

womanintrousers one of my maths pupils once told me
Sex
On
Hard
Concrete
Always
Hurts
The
Old
Arse

They've never forgotten it since!

For bass clef notes,
Green
Bogies
Deserve
Flicking
Away

It's crass and they squeal, but it gets them through their Grade 1 theory pretty effectively!

SheGotBetteDavisEyes · 14/09/2018 23:00

If we try to tackle everything we become overwhelmed and struggle to see the genuinely bigger, even nastier issues

Well, we shouldn't. I don't. I don't have finite number of issues I can actively and coherently care about.

Anyway, you're off. Goodnight.

Canshopwillshop · 14/09/2018 23:05

@chocolatewombat - my kids have actually experienced quite a lot at school. My DS has been called a retard because of his speech, dyspraxia, lack of ability in sport etc. My DD has also had her fair share of shit - They are certainly not precious snowflakes and I have never been to the school about it , nor will I about this latest thing. But surely this is just such an obvious example of unnecessary unkindness at the age when kids are most vulnerable to the onset of acne? just why when it it so clearly unavoidable??

OP posts:
AutisticHedgehog · 14/09/2018 23:10

chocolatewambat

Have a good sleep. I hope you wake up with a brain.

KurriKurri · 14/09/2018 23:16

I think people are mostly able to be outraged at war and famine and genocide and at the same time be able to articulate dissatisfaction with issues closer to home that may not be life or death matters but are none the less important if we want to create a fair and decent society.

The one does not exclude the other.

If you are raising your children to only be concerned with big world problems and not to also think about issues of fairness and decency, then you are doing them a disservice, and underestimating their intelligence and capacity for critical thinking.

It is perfectly possible to think about large issues and smaller ones and take a stance on all of them without becoming overwhelmed. It generally comes naturally when you have worked out your own belief system and moral standards in life. It is not as if people sit around pondering what to think about certain things, most people instinctively know whether something is wrong to them because they have a firm inner integrity that they have built up throughout their formative years.

And those beliefs will include positions on sexism, racism etc. the fact that something may be a small example of sexism in a limited arena doesn't mean you can't acknowledge it as such and refuse to accept it without becoming overwhelmed.

And of course if people stand up against small examples, those who propogate this kind of insidious bigotry will have to pull thier socks up and stop using it. And as such it hopefully will occur less frequently and your children will be less in danger of being overwhelmed by thinking about it.

BrightLightsAndSound · 14/09/2018 23:18

So how would you feel then, non offended people, if your kid came home with:
All
Fat
Females
Are
Big
Lardy
Elephants
AFFABLE

Or is that somehow offensive for some reason?

AutisticHedgehog · 14/09/2018 23:35

Autistics
Understand
Talking’s
Inate
So
Try
Imitating
Calculating
Socialites.

diamondcity1 · 14/09/2018 23:36

I must, I must improve my bust, because boys, boys enjoy their toys.

Is this exercise mantra sexist?

pickingdaisies · 15/09/2018 08:18

It's NOT tackling the low level everyday insults that allows a culture of bullying and casual nastiness to flourish. And a teacher of all people should not be perpetuating this crap. I find several things worrying about this.
First, I'm amazed at the teacher using it in the first place, he must have sat through numerous insets that banged on about the classroom being a safe environment.
I'm worried that the op feels unable to speak to the teacher or the school despite obviously being unhappy about the situation. Which leads me to think that all is not well at that school.
And I'm a little shocked that so many on here don't think that this type of idiocy should be called out.
It's only by calling it every flipping time that anything ever changes. We can't do much about about wars and genocide in other countries, but we can help make our schools a kinder place for our children.

BobSays · 15/09/2018 08:24

The one I learnt for remembering the planets was

Many
Vicars
Eat
My
Jam
Scones
Under
Nancy's
Petticoat

!!!

It was dodgy then and still is now it's in the context of all the church abuse allegations etc ...

But it was memorable! And I still remember it now, 30+ years on from learning it!

RoboticSealpup · 15/09/2018 08:25

I think that's pretty awful, OP.

Ansumpasty · 15/09/2018 08:34

YANBU. The only people this wouldn’t bother are those with nice skin.

As someone with acne, this would be upsetting for me.

What a dick of a teacher.

BertrandRussell · 15/09/2018 08:35

"Is this exercise mantra sexist?"

Yes. HTH.

BertrandRussell · 15/09/2018 08:36

"YANBU. The only people this wouldn’t bother are those with nice skin."
No. The only people this wouldn't bother are people who don't think very much.

HalfGreekBitch · 15/09/2018 08:38

YANBU what a stupid thing for a teacher to do.

greathat · 15/09/2018 08:42

Why have you not been in about your son being called a retard? That's unacceptable in so many ways

Ophelialovescats · 15/09/2018 08:54

Teacher sounds like a
Thick
Wanker
At
Teaching
😂

Angrybird345 · 15/09/2018 09:19

Love Orphelia!

Teacher is a twat.

RangeRider · 15/09/2018 09:33

Why not just have a quiet word with the teacher and leave it at that? Job done.

Eliza9917 · 15/09/2018 10:19

'Every good boy deserves football' I still remember 30 years on. Better report that as sexist rubbish too

What a s that supposed to be? Egbdf doesn't mean anything.

DolorestheNewt · 15/09/2018 10:24

Eliza9917 I learned it as Every Good Boy Deserves Favour. It's the notes on the five lines of a stave with a treble clef: as you ascend the stave, E, G, B, D, F.

Canshopwillshop · 15/09/2018 10:41

@greathat - yes obviously fully aware that being called a retard is v wrong. On this particular occasion my DS actually handled it himself and asked me not to speak to the teacher. We agreed that I wouldn’t that time but if it happened again I would certainly say something. It hasn’t happened again.

OP posts:
Mrsemcgregor · 15/09/2018 10:50

August Usually Gives Us Sunny Times

Fixed.

Sassielassie · 15/09/2018 10:51

A Giant Unicorn Sings Terribly
All Gorrillas Uncles Shake Trees

You could suggest some of your own. Its just to get the picture imact in your head along with the words to help remember.

Oblomov18 · 15/09/2018 11:01

Surely a better one could have been thought up?

Trigonometry:
Two
Old
Angels
//////
Sitting
On
High
//////
Chatting
About
Heaven.

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