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To ask what you find yourself thinking about during sex?

111 replies

milkytea · 13/09/2018 14:41

I think im a proper weirdo, hoping im not the only one though. For some unknown reason, I always find mind wandering to horses pulling carriages and I haven't the slightest clue why. And then im their thinking 'oh ffs, you're having sex stop thinking about horses!!'

Please tell me im not the only one BlushGrin

Light-hearted

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JaneJeffer · 13/09/2018 23:27

Is anyone else worried that the next time they have sex they'll think about shit in a sock, because I know I am!!

CatsAreMyAesthetic · 13/09/2018 23:32

JaneJeffer 100%!!! And I'll laugh and get bollocked for ruining the moment and have you guys to blame 😂😂

milkytea · 13/09/2018 23:34

@JaneJeffer yeah! It's going to be a wild night of horses, shitty socks, Gavin and Stacey plotholes, and iggle piggle!!

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2LitreBottle · 14/09/2018 00:01

These are brilliant and yes, there will be sex lives ruined across the country now as we all think about a sock full of shit and Iggle Piggle!

Not during sex generally, but my mind goes to architecture during an orgasm. I end up sensing windows and walls, arches and colours, going through one to the next, seeing the next one looming!

Before that I'm generally just in the moment, listening intently to whatever filth DP is spouting to get me there. If my mind wanders he can tell and he knows he has to up his game.

LanguidLobster · 14/09/2018 00:04

If it's the g-spot absolute sod all apart from 'do not stop, do not stop'. That's the best thing ever

Ollivander84 · 14/09/2018 00:11

You're all bonkers Grin
My mind is blank, completely during. Maybe I'm doing it wrong Grin

Sparklingwinemakesmehappy · 14/09/2018 00:26

With my ExH I used to plan the menus.......

With my DH I just struggle to breathe, he really does take my breath away!

OldGreyBoots · 14/09/2018 00:51

I think I can relate OP! Generally during sex I'm just focusing on what's happening in the moment, but for some reason whenever we shift to a certain position my mind is filled with abstract thoughts of both Australia and the colour yellow...
I can't believe I've just told people that Blush

OldGreyBoots · 14/09/2018 00:56

Oops, just RTFT and see I'm not the only one imagining yellow! This is blowing my mind...

milkytea · 14/09/2018 01:25

Ok well I can officially confirm this thread has ruined my sex life 😂😂

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liverbird10 · 14/09/2018 05:25

Save a horse, ride a cowboy!

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