To ask what you find yourself thinking about during sex?

[milkytea]

I think im a proper weirdo, hoping im not the only one though. For some unknown reason, I always find mind wandering to horses pulling carriages and I haven't the slightest clue why. And then im their thinking 'oh ffs, you're having sex stop thinking about horses!!'

Please tell me im not the only one

Light-hearted

Well I sometimes finds an image of an particular building near where we live comes into my mind. It's a beautiful building actually, but no obvious connection with shagging.

Might try the horses next time.

'I hope he'll be finished soon' and then I feel guilty. I haven't been able to enjoy sex since the birth of my son 2 years ago and can no longer orgasm. I think my clitoral nerve (?) was damaged during labour & birth and it's pretty numb and my episiotomy scar tissue still feels pretty tight so it's just uncomfortable now sadly.

These are all great. And I feel bad now, knowing some of you will only be able to picture horses when DTD

Why would you ever want to picture that 😂😂

Hahaha glad to know im not alone! And I feel bad @l0stmummy. Sorry to you all. Although it hasn't... Umm... Ruined the moment at all

My mind wanders loads and I have to really bite my tongue to stop myself from coming out with totally inappropriate comments.

The best one I remember is "What was your mother's maiden name again? Is she Scottish?"

I have actually been asked if I could shut up before... I've also had a tendency to burst out laughing which tends to put people off.

I do have ADHD so I think it's probably related to that.

Actually DH has got the art right down of distracting me so I can't focus on anything else. When the sex is good enough I kind of go to another place and I can't focus on anything else at all, it's amazing. And if I do start laughing or start a random conversation he just thinks it's funny.

Last time i had sex I thought my ex wasn’t hugely into it and must have someone else. Turned out I was right.

Usually though I’m tginking about certain male film & TV stars ...

Omg! A few seconds before I orgasm I wonder where the hell my purple Oakley sunglasses are which I lost about 10 years ago!! God I'm relieved to read this thread

It's weirdly handy sometimes cause if I'm a bit distracted, when the sunglasses pop into my head and I'm like oop here we go! Haha

Ok I get this. I always think about a certain road junction in Ambleside. I am being serious. I have no idea why. It also comes to mind when I'm erm... solo. It's the strangest thing.

Oh! I think of tractors and a stack of hay bales in a barn. But like a pp, only when a certain spot gets stimulated

Other blokes, usually

"Very embarassed to say that i rarely climax without picturing a boat in the sea at night"

Iggle Piggle? Is that you?!

I find myself counting! 😂😂 I try really hard to not count out loud but sometimes my DH remarks about it. I really wish I could stop it though.

Although I count walking up stairs and obviously during working out too!

I'm crying here! I actually feel quite normal!!

This thread is gold! Iggle Piggle is that you?

Once in the throes of passion in a new relationship on a summer's evening I suddenly noticed it was raining and I'd left my washing out. Unfortunately I spoke my thoughts aloud.
He burst out laughing!

Domestic stuff
'How long is this going to go on for, I want to sleep/get up and have a shower...'
'It's a bit weird that we're supposed to enjoy this so much'

Iggle Piggle? Is that you?!

Holy mackerel 🤣

I fell asleep once. I remember waking up the next day and thinking "I'm sure I was doing something last night, then saw my then DP and remembered I'd dropped off mid-shag. We split up not long after.

Hilarious...……

Usually I try to concentrate on what is happening - and my DH.

I've just asked him 'what do you think of during sex' followed by him chuckling and saying ''remember when you rolled over after sex and said 'I don't know where I've just been but there was loads of toadstools and fairy houses' '' …. I remember it but have absolutely no idea where I'd just been

Our bed is really high up, and if I'm on top of DH I can see the main road out of the window. Once I had to stop mid shag because I got distracted by police cars pulling up outside and going into my neighbour's house. Ever since then, when I'm on top, i think about that day. I thought it was just me who had these random thoughts!

Hahaha I so nearly said something about “taking the little sail down and lighting the little light” but thought a kids’ show was going too far.

I see it was not

Hahahaha I don't feel so weird anymore!!

Iggle piggle is that you made me laugh so hard!!

What/who is Iggle Piggle? I must know !!!

@inthetropics A thing of nightmares - and apparently sexual fantasies too!