To ask what you find yourself thinking about during sex?

[milkytea]

I think im a proper weirdo, hoping im not the only one though. For some unknown reason, I always find mind wandering to horses pulling carriages and I haven't the slightest clue why. And then im their thinking 'oh ffs, you're having sex stop thinking about horses!!'

Please tell me im not the only one

Light-hearted

Once when I was astride my then BF I suddenly recalled finding a shit in a sock at a music festival

😂😂😂😂😂

For some reason images of vast rolling countryside always seem to pop into my mind when I'm really in the moment. I'm sure a psychiatrist would have a field day (no pun intended) with me

Ooh I have a recurring image pop into my head too! I was thinking last night how odd it is and wondering if anyone else has something similar.

The weirdest thing about mine is that it only happens when one particular spot is, erm, stimulated. At this point, I immediately get the mental image of the bookshelf outside my old geography classroom

Absolutely no idea what’s caused this or why it instantly springs to mind when that area is touched, but there we go.

(Not what I imagined my first Mumsnet post to be!)

@Ooogetyooo glad it’s not just me!!! Hahaha

@SpunBodgeSquarepants when I'm getting ready for a night out I always think about A Place in the Sun

We once were well into it, while the radio was on and it was "guess the year". Every couple of minutes I blurted out a year. 1986!
1984!
1989

In the end he cracked up because I didn't get the year and shouted "I knew it!" Right at the climax pmsl

I don't often LOL but that did the trick for me OP. Comedy gold

It depends. Sometimes mind wanders and sometimes it doesn’t. And think of all sorts of things...

Well that made me properly laugh out loud OP!

The food shop! Every time!

Just hit 36 weeks pregnant... all I can think about is how much I can't wait until I've recovered from giving birth and don't have this massive belly in the way and bad gas 😂 last trimester sex is just embarrassing 😳 and difficult, feels like a workout putting my socks on never mind being on top because being on bottom just isn't even an option since like week 20 😩 haha roll on November...

Honestly, how the whole process is similar to milking a cow 🙈

In dream analysis horses represent sexual activity so not soooo far fetched.

I think of a very unusual statue that is rife in an area of the town I grew up in. Very random. Like a PP only when I'm touched in a certain way though.

Many years ago I remember hoping an ex would hurry and finish so I wouldn't miss Blockbusters.
Showing my age here!

@captainGT oooo what type of yellow? Mines like a buttercup yellow.

Any idea why yellow?

Haha the plot hole is going to be so boring, it’s basically that the time line makes zero sense. Gavin and Stacey get married on 6th April (I just looked it up haha) and announce it 8 weeks before, when Nessa gets pregnant. So when they get married, she’s 2 months pregnant. By the time they go for the 12 week scan, it must be May. Then, when Mick’s on the telly later that same month, they’re all in thick winter coats and it’s pitch black before 6 o’clock! It doesn’t seem to ever be summer that whole series. And that is why I was distracted during sex hahaha

A shit in a sock? 😂

Whose? How? Why? Where? What happened? And again, whyyyyy?

Got a feeling I'll be thinking about this thread every time I dtd now

Random things really. Like if I remembered to take the washing out of the washing machine, or sometimes if I have locked the front door.

Tbh I'm going to try the horses, we all should and report back.

Very embarassed to say that i rarely climax without picturing a boat in the sea at night. No idea why and have never tought about it before reading this thread. Feeling VERY weird now.

Btw this thread will 100% make the daily mail.

Also the noise, and sometimes how silly we must look/sound.

I once dumped an ex for shitting in a sock at a festival ....

Sometimes I think "god I am a bit shit at this"