To ask what you find yourself thinking about during sex?

[milkytea]

I think im a proper weirdo, hoping im not the only one though. For some unknown reason, I always find mind wandering to horses pulling carriages and I haven't the slightest clue why. And then im their thinking 'oh ffs, you're having sex stop thinking about horses!!'

Please tell me im not the only one

Light-hearted

Hmm you sure you're doing it right,?

What to do for next days dinner

Chezbot, I have just sprayed my coffee everywhere! That’s hilarious.

Oooh what do I think about, good question!! If we have the house to ourselves (son is elsewhere) then I'm 'in the moment' more and we tend to laugh and make a fair bit of noise and I'm thinking about treating myself to a curry later and a glass of wine.. sexayyyy haha making the day it an all round good one and so on. If son is at home I'm like "shit is he awake?? can he hear???" Huge turn off.

Well at least I know Im not the only one whos mind drifts!

And I just want to clarify that I don't think of them sexually!! Just, ya know, plodding along . Rather annoying.

The sock one killed me. Never fail to laugh on MN

Im rather afraid of horses too

Ha! Love how many of us are worried about the noise 😂

I used to make shopping lists with my ex...says a lot really. Now I’m pretty much in the moment...although just occasionally someone tall dark and handsome creeps in. Always pleased when I open my eyes and see DH though, so I wonder why It wanders really...

I wish I could remember what I thought about during sex. It’s been a long, long time.

Could this be a Poldark related thing OP?

Yeah, you are a weirdo. Why not just go full Alan Partridge and blast out the Black Beauty theme tune next time you’re shagging?

OMG @Lyndorcake I also think about the colour yellow!

I’m not sure I think much bout anything during sex. Empty mind. Maybe I should start a meditation school based on it.

I've never told anyone this as I thought I was too weird....!

With ex I often found myself having a weird daydream that I was in a kind of dimly lit room with rails of clothes, vaguely looking through them but nothing belonged to me or interested me. I did this many times before I actually consciously realised it happened and then I just did it more!

Sometimes my mind would wander to other things too, like meal planning or politics. But mostly the random clothes room!

Ex did used to string it out for aaaages which I know some people think is a good thing but I would get horribly bored and frustrated. One of the (numerous) reasons he's an ex.

Loving the shit in a sock too :o

And like SpunBodge my mind has some other strange connections. i type a lot for work, and when I mistype w word and correct it, I always think about having a day out shopping in a city near where I live. I have no idea why, as I definitely don't do typing while out shopping

Once when I was astride my then BF I suddenly recalled finding a shit in a sock at a music festival

That one had me laughing so hard

Oh dear, doesn't everyone else fantasise about other people??

The other day I started thinking about a plot hole in Gavin and Stacey.

Ooh what's the plot hole?

I too need to know the plot hole of Gavin and Stacey!! So I can think about it during our next "sesh" hahaha

OP that’s amazing. I literally lolled. I wonder what a psychologist would say about that!

For what it’s worth, the last time I had sex I was thinking about the racier scenes from that weeks episode of Bodyguard. May or may not have had DP call me ‘m’am’.

Lemonsforeveryone- ma'am or Lavender in this house after watching Bodyguard!!

@Sleepyandtired21 - I'm interested in your Gavin and Stacey plot hole!!

I usually think about really strange things too... If I am having trouble, ahem, finishing, I think about a porn film i watched when I was about 16! Really 80's style... but for some reason it works!

I found myself just recently thinking about reorganising our loft during sex. Gave myself a really good telling off as DH deserves more of my attention and I was enjoying myself.

Afterwards I considered starting a thread to ask if other MNetters thought about random rubbish when DTD. Thanks OP - I don’t need to know.

Horses trotting along is a strange one

Weirdly, I give myself sweary pep talks in my head. I bet I look like I’m concentrating really hard. 😂

I've got Wild Horses in my head now. Susan Boyle's rendition

Going to the garden centre.

PoliticalCorrectness, you need a new partner! I mainly think of my husband's peachy bum and pray the kids stay asleep.