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to be alarmed that at 32

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Cblockbitch · 11/09/2018 20:09

I am sprouting hairs from previously hairless places? wtf is this my life now?

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Wauden · 13/09/2018 19:02

I have a mutant wire growing out of my chin. Once I had my hand on my chin i the office and felt what had to be a stray something. Had a fiddle. Got to the loo, tried to flip mutant object off, looked in the mirror and saw a long black log growing from my chin. Then the first few times I wrenched the b......r off but it was well rooted and it took two pulls and felt like it was growing from my chin bone! After many rugs over the years the mutant has finally weakened and turned into white mutant log.

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ICantBelieveIDidThis · 13/09/2018 19:42

I used to be able to shave once a day, now I understand the necessity of these things. 😳

to be alarmed that at 32
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Figmentofimagination · 13/09/2018 21:56

I've just spent 20 mins tonight plucking my neck, chin and cheeks. I hadn't done it for a couple of days and it was starting to look like a beard Blush

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Cuttingthegrass · 15/09/2018 09:10

I got the jml flawless finish mentioned upthread. I LOVE IT. It's now rechargeable no batteries needed

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ronniemipperton · 15/09/2018 09:32

This thread is great.

I have also had the dreaded ingrown chin hair. For ages I was confused about the weird spot/lump on my chin. Then started to wonder why it had something that felt like a hair in it. Kept trying to delve in with tweezers but it was weeks and after a lot of attempts that I finally got the fucker. Pulled out a thick black hair about four inches long. It was like a horror film.

Terrified it’s going to come back for the sequel.

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MellowMelly · 16/09/2018 23:19

@ronniemipperton
I would of been horrified too (and also in awe).

I’ve just invested in this JML thing! Reviews are very good!

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deifersmum · 25/09/2018 13:04

Welcome to the club lol I use a no no it's excellent at getting rid of those horrors, good luck. Just watch out for the white eyebrow hair !!!!!

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PoxAlert · 25/09/2018 13:13

Oh this thread has made me feel better!!

I have a random stomach pube, one that appears on my cheek, and when shaving the other night I could swear my pubes have spread out wider......nice.

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PoxAlert · 25/09/2018 13:21

2) discovering curly black patches of hair in the middle of the backs of my thighs that must have been there for AGES, I mean who studies the backs of their thighs? shock shock

YES!! Just found them this summer?! I was HORRFIED! Might've been laid chatting to someone in the garden etc with shorts on completely oblivious to the 2" black hairs on the back of my legs!!!! When I did find them my husband thought it was hilarious. Wanker Wink

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FuckKnuckle · 25/09/2018 15:25

I feel so at home here...I get nipple hairs (just lately they've all decided to become ingrown, so that's nice...maybe they're burrowing for warmth?), long wiry chin bristles and ridiculous long white curly eyebrow hairs. I've always had pube trousers and a random patch of long wispy hairs at the small of my back, and as for my moustache...

Well, let me just say that if I didn't keep it under some semblance of control by waxing it, I'd probably look like Zoidberg with his shell off. I'm just that attractive.

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Member984815 · 26/09/2018 12:48

When I was a teenager I used to sprout an inch long grey hair overnight on my cheek weird as fuck. It stopped happening all on it's own , never figured out what it was that caused it

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