I came down in the morning to the lounge last week, with my DS in tow, as per usual.
Sat down and turned on the TV. I'd left a few dishes and glasses in the lounge the previous night. I went to pick one up off the table when out the corner of my eye I saw something not quite right, something fuzzy and black in the glass...
I looked down and to my horror, there she was... the giant spider from Lord of the Rings... Sat in the fucking glass, staring up at me and daring me to put my hand across the top.
Calmly and coolly (screaming on the inside), I called my OH down to see the beast. She filled the whole bloody glass and you could see the individual dark hairs on her legs.
I took her outside and tried to drop her on the gravel to find a new home. She'd obviously made her home in there as she didn't go easy and then she plopped (and I mean that literally, you heard her hit the ground) on the floor and scuttled off.
Never seen a beast like it!! She was immense! Safe to say I'm nothing to leave glasses lying around anymore.
Bloody freak spider breeding season... don't even get me started on the 6 (count 'em 6) Segestria florentina spiders (Google them) outside our house 