AIBU?

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NC (name changed as I don't want this to be outing)

A rhythmless man at church has said he wants to put on a concert to raise some money for shoeless orphans. We shall call him A.

A said to B that they have money to help. B said that the last concert raised some issues but would support them none the less.

C said she didn't want to be forgotten.

Who is BU?

I think the vicar had better order some more wine for Sunday's service.

Well, don't let anyone throw it at the wall or you might drown a wasp.

@oddcat. Go away and play with your chickens elsewhere. No on needs your unhelpful comments. Hinderence.

So A is married to B. They married young and know drummers. A wants a concert, B said not a good idea,, last drummer concert wasn’t good, but ok. C said don’t forget about me.

Does C want to do some drumming?

I think people are taking the piss now and it's not fair on the Op , orphans , A,B,C or bats.

@oddcat, thank you. I accept that.

Which one snapped and farted?

And then everybody clapped.

How did oddcat ‘s chickens get on to the thread? Naughty chickens.

@claw, drumming really isn't a good idea after last time but thanks for the suggestion. C usually wants a solo but also can't be bothered to turn up to many rehearsals. She is good, though.

And that bat turned out to be Albert Einstein

Namechange I didn't mention chickens but for the sake of good relations didn't want to point it out.

There are no bat's in our church.

Eeeek! That apostrophe has made me go batty! No wonder the poor wee orphans have no shoes.

I understand. Although I though it was G who didn't want to be forgotten, E is busy elsewhere and C was the only one who could hold a tune. I think B has too much on to be dealing with this right now.

oddcat you didn’t need to mention the chickens, we all already know about your chickens.

So is C the chickens, then?

I think people are taking the piss now

Surely not. Shame on them.

It's a tricky one for sure Op

I’m not sure what I suggested! Just trying to clarify!

What is C good at?

Calm down pinkgirl typo's sometimes happen.

So is C the chickens, then?

Chickens are notorious gloryhunters.

If A and B are married then how they spend the money is up to them, surely? C needs to but out. Is C the OW?

What is C good at?

Drumming and sweeping up bat poo if I remember correctly

Well, i agree with you OP, i had a similar situation with my MIL once.

Chickens are notorious gloryhunters

Hence their preoccupation with coming first, one presumes.....

Calm down pinkgirl typo's sometimes happen.

You're right. I'll try to calm down.

And breathe...