DH thinks he’s King Fucking Solomon

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DH just returned from 10 days overseas. He brought back one of those hotel-branded teddy bears you get in fancy hotel rooms. Just one. We have three young children who pounced on it like a rugby scrum. Cue screaming and wailing and bear tug o war.

I have maintained an unnatural level of demented serenity for the last 10 days but lost it at this point and binned the bear while DH made pathetic mumbles about the kids getting the bear on a weekly rotational basis. Which, as he works long days, would be up to me to enforce.

WIBU to bin the bear?

Ah the faux log fire, so classy. I had to share the purple sunken bath with my sister (tap end, natch) while mum sat in the rattan swing chair suspended from the bathroom ceiling.

My favourite toy when I was six was a little string puppet and my sister used to make me pay her to untangle it. Actual cash pocket money.

I had the last laugh when she grew out of her turquoise blouson leather jacket age 13 and it looked better on me.

1 conrad bear from Singapore, 2 turtles from Koh Samui. I can also snaffle the duck from the conrad Singapore bathroom although highly suspicious having read the thread as to why your dh did not do that

Maybe he's kept the duck for himself.

How could anyone bin that bear?