What do you call your car?

[WaterOffaDucksCrack]

I call mine Mavis....She's mature

My car is called 'i hate you, you piece of shite' 😂

I'm about to buy a Volvo and she will be called Ulrika (Ulri-car?) because she's Swedish...

The mini is Maxi
The Kodiak is Kodi
Previous cars have been Gordon the Golf(er), Betsy (a Peugeot 205), Betsy Mk2 (a rover 100) and Harry the Honda

The car

Murray

The car, I don't like it enough to give it a name.

@ChilliPowderMild
Octavia sounds lovely. How old is she?

Honey
People who don’t give their cars names are weird

Bunty

Happy Honda...

I only name some cars, the ones I like!

Current car is called Dilys. Previous 2 weren't named (nightmare cars!) Car before that was called Hank. No idea why

The big one, because we have a big one and a little one.

HarshingMyMellow my first dog had that name!! It's fab.

Thanks everyone this thread has brought me many smiles!

Cassini.

An homage to the space probe because it was bought on the same day that Cassini was burnt up in Saturn's atmosphere.

Olive because she's a dark green.

Also had Marge the Mini and Pierre the Peugeot

Current cars are Vrrroooom because he is a speedy bastard, and brrrooom because he is not a speedy bastard, previous cars have been, Malcom, Gordon, Trevor, Vlad and Fernando.

I love naming cars! I've had:

Harry Percy (black nissan micra)
Jarvis (white renault 19)
Lucifer (red renault 19)
Vinnie (green rover 216)
Nigel (red vauxhall astra)

and my husband drives:

Kenny the Squirt (white kia picanto)
Keith (grey kia niro, our current car)

I love driving but due to an eye condition I no longer can I've dedicated myself to being the best back seat driver out there, though!

Another ‘the car’ here.

Depends if it works or not.

We have had Colin the Corsa, roger the ranger, Herman the hilux and now have Norman the Navarra

It's a lump of metal, it doesn't have a name.

I have a grey Subaru and welcome any name suggestions.

Goes like a goer especially in snow.

The black whip. It's black and a 2 litre and doesn't do any crazy shit like turning the wipers or lights on when you don't bloody need them.

Mindy