I am drunk AMA

[TheSheepofWallSt]

I jus set off fire alarm toasting crumpets

Baby at grandmas so not awoken but I did drop butter

Have at M.D. mumsnet nitoickera

Also check what you might have bought online last night.

What's it like bathing in coffee, water and paracetamol?

Serves you right 😑

Flat coke, cocodamol.

And orange, a banana and an alkerseltzer and then some scrambled eggs.

Carbon dioxide, vitamin C, potassium, salts and protein - they are what you need.

And everyone says carbs and salt and fat - these are literally he worst thing for a hangover as they just dehydrate you

Thanks for the laugh 😸 hope you’re feeling better! You’ll sleep well tonight....

McDonald's with full sugar coke, a bar of chocolate and paracetamol

I did indeed survive the day.

Sadly survive was about as good as it got. Got to DMs and then proceeded to vomit copiously for the next 9 hours.

Thank god she took control of the baby, put me to bed, and had a sense of humour about the whole thing. I have the post-hangover anxiety, depression and a deep sense of shame... I’m a mother! What was I thinking?!

Off to buy DM flowers, chocolate and see if they sell dignity anywhere in M&S (for me), as I seem to have run out.

Thank you all for your support in this dark, margarita soaked time ...

Also will have a Big Mac.
Still feeling distinctly wrong of stomach.

Oh dear... it's the 'beer fear'!

Your mum sounds really lovely.

A great AMA

Oh heck we’ve all been there
for you and for your lovely mum
Enjoy your macdonalds

Great AMA. In fact the best one.
Hope you're feeling better now?

Best AMA evair!

takes a shamefaced bow

Not to get deep or anything, but DM and I have historically had a very difficult relationship with v little support from her as I negotiate single parenthood - recently been feeling like somehow we’ve turned a corner so weirdly, this has felt quite important, and almost healing... to be able to depend on her last minute, for such a silly reason.

Literally the most important hangover of my life. May well be the last. Planning a teetotal adulthood from hereon in

Don't beat yourself up!!

I love this thread

Was loving this thread before getting to the fact that it was actually a life-changing hangover, but that has made it for me...!! It's like a self help book in one thread. Love! ❤️

Aw. Might've gone a bit misty eyed at your last update lass.

Every cloud(beer or tequila☺)has a silver lining op!
Look at the positives here....
Improved relationship with dm..excellent
Have cheered up lots of pp!
Danced on tables..got some exercise in!
You had a bloody good time,learnt some new,albeit challenging😊,hangover cures.....although not required as didn't you say you were never drinking again?🙈🙉🙊🍸🍺🍷🍹

Planning a teetotal adulthood from hereon in

Wise choice.

'I'm trapped in the bath, AMA'

😂😂😂

It sounds suspiciously like you managed to merge a hangover with a stomach bug. I've had hangovers that last for days, but generally the vomiting dies off quite quickly, and you retch without producing much. That and the squits, and still feeling delicate makes me wonder if you had an unfortunate combination.

At least, tell your self it wasn't all your own foolhardy approach to drinking.

But Yay! for your mum coming through for you!!!

This is one of my most favourite threads ever . How soon after waking up did you realise you'd started a thread on AIBU?!

KickAssAngel - it was probably dodgy ice in the drinks