I am drunk AMA

[TheSheepofWallSt]

I jus set off fire alarm toasting crumpets

Baby at grandmas so not awoken but I did drop butter

Have at M.D. mumsnet nitoickera

@idontbelieveinthemoon me too. I remember getting home at 4.30am and then getting up at 6.30am for work when I was 19. That was a regular thing!

Now when I've had a heavy night I literally cannot do a single thing all the next day.

Have you puked on the spider yet? I understand that could kill two birds with one stone.

Sometimes a tactical chunder is required.... and then Dioralyte, Berocca, and a bacon sandwich. And coke. (The drink, not the drug. Although..... )

Do we think a vom might help?
Feel like it might?

this thread has made me giggle.

Hope you're ok OP. I often very occasionally imbibe in a lot little too much alcohol.

My pro tip for the hangover is Cool Original Doritos and cocktail sausages. Breakfast of hungover Champions

@soupforbrains that's making me heave & im not hungover. Hope the pain eases soon OP.

if you're close enough to being sick that you're heaving then go for it and see if there's actually much to come up.

afterwards (once you've brushed your teeth) make sure you drink plenty of water and then get some of the food suggested here down you.

Oh a tactical vom will definitely help!

@user1510568216 that's BECAUSE you're not hungover. trust me.

Was going to post not to drive, but you aren't, so that's great.
Don't want to be the voice of doom, but have you checked your sent messages from last night? If you can start a AMA thread here, what else might you have done??!!

No sooner had I thought it, i vommed. Am now unwell from the other end....

Hoping The Great Purging is a step on the road to recovery

And @soup that is the single grimmest food suggestion ever.

@gottastopeatingchocolate you are a genius.

OP definitely do as she says I want to hear if there's any carnage

Quick vom. Bacon sandwich and coke red label! If you do puke make sure you force something down otherwise if you are anything like me you'll end up in the endless puking cycle. Feel too sick to eat but won't stop being sick until you do. If I am honest I used to be a right reprobate nowadays I cry at hang overs and often choose not to drink.

Love your style 😂

Definitely rehydrate once you've finished...er... purging. Bananas are good as they are full of potassium which is what your body loses when you're hungover / dehydrated.

Bananas, Berocca, Bacon. The three Bs!

Cool Original Doritos and cocktail sausages

Ooooh, I could definitely do this (but with a bacon roll on standby in case back up required). I wouldn't even need to be hungover.

Would cheese Doritos be overkill?

Oh OP, you have my sympathy!

My hangover tips are:
Finish your purge!
Have a lolly - lemonade is my favourite but any will do (as long as it's not ice cream)
Toast
Painkillers
Nap

Iron Bru helps me :-D or at least it used to, no heavy nights since i had my baby 2 years ago

WAKEY WAKEEEEEEY

Stay by the toilet and do your best to get all those toxins out of your body.
Maccy D's cheeseburger kids meal does the trick for me with OJ.
Lots of fizzy water and lots of Ribena.

You deserved a good night out OP.
Sofa and duvet day for you now!

@DontCallMeCharlotte the flavour is entirely a personal preference, but i my experience cheesy crisps don't go too well with the queasiness of a hangover.

Also for all those dissing my food combo, don't knock it till you've tried it!

and also, I'm not suggesting that you blend the two things together in some god awful smoothie. People eat sausages for breakfast all the time. Crisps are great for hangovers because carbs+salt.

I hope The Purge (great name for a tv series - TM) has abated and you're on your way to resembling a human

Ah, the joys of drinking...

Lol!! @TheSheepofWallSt

A spider to cope with as well as the great hangover unwanted purge of Aug 2018...?!

Bottle of water by you, sit it out on youknowwhere but grab yourself a bowl to vom in so you don't have to move and can take it gives with you. Lay on a towel on your bed. Worst'll be over in couple hours at most... Then i heartily recommend a macsonalds or cheese toastie & lotsa strong sweet cups of tea

Gosh it's yonks since I had a hangover so I'm just remember the bliss of a hangover cheeseburger...

Erm..., I second the check what messages or emails you sent last night, as well as you were typey enough to start a MN thread

I wonder if your DM will consider dropping little one back to you ? (But much later!)