I am drunk AMA

[TheSheepofWallSt]

I jus set off fire alarm toasting crumpets

Baby at grandmas so not awoken but I did drop butter

Have at M.D. mumsnet nitoickera

Im still drunk from last night

I thought I had a hangover for three days I had the flu

Extra strong mints is what you need and plenty of water. Isotopes also so an isotonic drink should help.

Haha this is the best AMA I've seen!

Hope the hangover abates soon, OP. I used to be the lady equivalent of Mick Jagger, doing shots on a wednesday night and staying out til 5am then rocking up to work the next day. Since having the DCs I have learned (albeit slowly) that I am no longer a rock star and can no longer drink tequila followed by sambucca and then an extra little pina colada without projectile vomiting a mug of tea over the downstairs loo the following day.

You need carbs

Carbs. Fresh air. Decent coffee.

Love the sound of your mum

All future rave nights you'll be having one small sherry and be home with horlicks and jim-jams by nine

Full fat coke, or lucozade sport. Or alka seltzer, tastes yuck but works well Then water water and more water!

You are all correct- carbs, fizzy drink, coffee etc etc

Trouble is, I got in the bath, which used to be my “magic cure” and now every time I try to get out, I start heaving...

And now for my next trick...

I’m trapped in the bath. AMA.

You need a bacon butty, 2 bottles of orange lucozade and a nan nap OP.

Then something like a sunday dinner or a kfc for tea, and an early night.

Carbs, salt, sugar. Mends everything.

@frouby

Can you pls deliver? To my bath?

Full fat Coke and a bacon roll for you my girl.

Sorry, I know you are probably still drunk, but I think we need to get to know each other better before I feed you buttys in the bath.

But, you know, you're nice. I can see this going somewhere but let's take it slow, yeah?

Please don't drive! You may still be too pissed. My mums bf was caught for drink driving the morning after.

Fat coke and salt and vinegar crisps definitely needed. Try and push past the urge to vom and eat something high calorie and you will almost instantly feel better!!

@wind

Not driving!!! Wouldn’t dream if it! I’m definitely still a bit pissed. (Frouby will be relieved to hear)

Right I’m getting out of the bath. Wish me luck.

Oh so do not drive.
You still swishing high tide amounts of alcohol through your veins.
Never mind the being caught, you still too pished to drive safely.

You veh veh naughty Mummy...

This has got to be the best AMA ever! Had to chuckle that you fell asleep as soon as you started the thread

Hope you've managed to get out of the bath and you start to feel more human soon

Have you escaped the bath yet? Carbs are definitely your friend preferably bought somewhere then you don't have to smell them cooking

I’m out of the bath. Look what was waiting for me in the bloody sink

arachnophobes look away from
Next post

Bacon butty, irn bru (full fat) and a crunchie bar are what you need. Then take paracetamol .

Arrrghhh!!

Good luck. Courage.

I hope you had a brilliant night and it was all worth it. Check your phone for deranged photos of you and your mates.

I agree with everyone else - oyu need sugar, salt and far and carbs!

Bacon roll, salt and vinegar crisp. Or toast with peanut butter and jam.

Coke, or my favorite lucozade sport

paracetamol

You'll feel better later!

TBH if you are feeling sick I would just let yourself throw up.