AIBU to think that everyone can bite their toenails

[Hiphopopotamus]

Settle a debate. I’m not saying I do or have. But if you chose to bite off your toenails could you?

Yep, hypermobile and can do both the toes in mouth and palms flat on the floor. Not exactly the most comfortable experience though.

Nope. Am 28 and fairly fit. Size 12.

Even at my fittest (quite fit) as a teen couldn't touch my toes so very unbendy.

I'm 50 and could very easily.

barney you know at that point I was singing shakira hips don't like 😂

Lie! Not like!

Why does auto correct hit so hard on mumsnet?!

You know you are being unreasonable. Of course not everyone can.

Frankly, it's a good day if I can manage shoelaces. Forget biting toenails.

Yep. And I'm a short, fat cunt too

No.

Have you told your DP he's right and you're wrong yet?