to think that if all your bridesmaids are top models, it’s ok to make them look shit.

[itchyknees]

This truly beats all comers in the terrible bridesmaid dress world championships.

Thy look delighted, especially the one with the fag on!

😂

Oh dear me.......
What did the bride look like? Was she also dressed in tablecloth/bed sheet vogue?

I thought the young child was wearing a crash helmet

Even Helena looks like a quilted Chanel bag (or 70s home bar) and this other thrilled bridesmaid’s bouquet is hilarious!

It’s just beyond ghastly isn’t it? And with a budget and connections like that she could have had literally anything.

They’re like nightdresses.

Wow! Who got married and what was she wearing? Pyjamas??

Ahahaha. That last bridesmaid looks like a Mormon with floral impotence.

I have no idea who any of them are but I suspect that those pictures are a stunt, designed to cause frothing, like this!

The real wedding will be elsewhere and probably a lot more comfortable! I hope many other celebs, or whoever, use the same tactic!

Er no, Curiousaboutsamphire. This is the real thing. She’s a famous model, he’s a big name chef. They are achingly cool.

www.wmagazine.com/story/caroline-brasch-nielsen-model-wedding-frederik-bille-brahe-photos

I think the one in the first picture at the front left is the bride. Look up the insta handle - frederikke brasch

Still never heard of them! Famous for being 'seen' out then! That's particularly sad, if that really is their wedding get up! Style'fad over common sense!

I shouldn't have posted... "insta handle"????

How fucking old am I?

Someone thought they were in the advert for Marc Daisy perfume

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Nope, none of these people are remotely familiar to me. My Daily Mail avoidance system seems to have worked!

To be fair, her own dress isn't too different in style. She chalky likes the looser fitting aesthetic.

Chalky? Clearly!

Urgh. It's The Kooples ("Margaux and Heinz have been a couple for 2 years") made flesh

Aaaahh, I don't know, I kind of like it all. Normal weddings are so boring, this one looks fun and relaxed.

I admit, the bridesmaids don't look too happy.

I have to agree these are some of the most hideous outfits I’ve ever seen at a wedding.

Oh dear. Achingly cool? Yes, I guess, if looking rather like the wedding and bridesmaids' dresses were made from remnants bought in the going-out-of-business sale at Brentford Nylons is achingly cool.

Just goes to show there are some things that even supermodels can't wear.

You know when people are convinced they’ve seen a ghost and it’s always a Victorian woman or child in a white dress or nightie?

I think we’ve found the explanation.

Who’s that really posh, distant royal - the very slim one with blonde hair and terrible dress sense? She got married in some sort of bondage-cum-virgin number?

Anyone remember that film The Virgin Suicides? All ethereal lighting and floaty house on the prairie dresses?

This is more Bridesmaid Homicides

Well they'll have no trouble with smuggling a couple of bottles of booze out of the reception - size of those sleeves, you could get all sorts up there. I assumed with the necklines and the fit it was an orthodox or LDS wedding, but apparently not. 'Top Danish Designer' apparently. Elle Australia are saying it demonstrates why you shouldn't overlook the tent dress for your big day.

www.elle.com.au/wedding/caroline-brasch-nielsen-wedding-18252