to think that if all your bridesmaids are top models, it’s ok to make them look shit.

[itchyknees]

This truly beats all comers in the terrible bridesmaid dress world championships.

Looks like they raided the net curtain section in every charity shop in London. Even hippy weddings in the 1970’s were more chic.

maggie

In some of those a few tent pegs might not go amiss to secure the back

Oh, a nightwear party, saves undressing at the end of the day.

Flaccid-flowers BM is not loving the frock is she?

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Cripes!
Never would I say a yellow bridesmaid dress would be the better option. But those white ones are dreadful.
I like the mismatched flowers but dropping red stuff and garish single sunflowers....disturbing rather than romantic.
Still 10/10 for originality bravery

Brace yourselves people: these are the most fashionable people getting married this year: these clothes will be in the High Street next year!

They all look hideous, but are supposed to be cutting edge fashion.

Looks like a fire alarm went off at the hospital and they had to evacuate all the patients.

Threewheeler

That made me snort

@Quodlibet Ahahaha. That last bridesmaid looks like a Mormon with floral impotence.

I’ve just come back to savour this comment.

But I hope they are very happy together too as I feel mean now.

Well seeing the bride is wearing a stylised valance, the bridesmaids do fit right in...

From the article : the bridesmaids wore pieces from Bahnsen’s recent Pre-Spring 2019 collection.

Well you heard it here first ladies, we'll all be sporting the Primarni version of these come next Spring (NOT) So glad I am old :)

Saying that, the downside to not caring about fashion is turning into my Mother, I absent mindedly wandered into Edinburgh Woollen Mill the other day and thought "Ooh that looks comfy" Then I had a sharp word with myself!

Storminabcup. I think if I had to wear that yucky unflattering dress AND stand next to Helena Christensen in photos I’d be grumpy too!

I feel we need Sandi Tostvig here to comment , succinctly, on her fellow countrywomen’ s stylistic choices .

Has no one blamed Brexit yet? 😂

Upcycled charity shop curtains 🤣

shirley. That was a Charteris. Mary? Maybe.

I only know as we are even more distant, poor relatives (but I appear at least to have better dress sense)

Helena still looks amazing though

Well if that’s what we’re wearing next year, at least it all looks comfortable

Oh god I feel so sorry for that poor bridesmaid who has breasts. That look, particularly with the high neck, was never going to do her any favours. I thought I bet that's her sister. So I googled and it is. Who does that to her sister? Though maybe she didn't mind.

Well no need to watch what you eat or exercise if that’s the 2019 trend.

I thought I bet that's her sister. So I googled and it is.

She looks like she's plotting her revenge before they've even tied the knot!

They are unknown to me, but imagine they are v rich and achingly cool.
I kind of like the look, especially yellow ones, they look so modern.

Makes a nice change from the same old choice of 3 dresses that every bride seems to go for.
It reminds me of pictures of hip weddings in the 60s where the glitterati must have looked shockingly modern to us plebs.

As my nan would say …. More money than sense

Ophelia undrowned.