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AIBU to think camping is f*cking shit, it’s not cheap and it’s not fun

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Pumkinfailure · 08/08/2018 18:58

I’m currently a week into a 3 week camping tour of Europe and I’m ready to jack it in. I surely can’t be the only one to find this whole malarkey fucking hideous. Sleeping on a sloping bed in a tent hotter than the devils furnace, kids screaming day and night, neighbours who hate our wellbehaved Placid lab and have instructed us to keep him near to us at all times, never feeling clean, marriage hanging by a thread, no personal space or time alone. Not even wine is helping. And 50 bloody euros a night for the privilege!!
Please tell me I’m not alone on my detest for this form of holiday and share your tips to help me survive the rest of the holiday!

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Clionba · 10/08/2018 07:42

This always makes me laugh as advice to poorer people /those on benefits. A quick way to make them stressed, unhappy and poorer.

PollyFlinderz · 10/08/2018 07:56

I have to admit I hated camping but a couple of years ago I joined my camping loving children and grandchildren on a trip and that was it, I was hooked. No one was more surprised than me and I now have all my own kit including a very easy to put up tent that I can do myself and that I can stand up in.

Sometimes we do a desert crossing and other times we park at a very isolated beach. There are no organized campsites here but one thing we always have is proper washing facilities that we rig up ourselves and for that reason one of the vehicles is always the water car. It’s full of water cooler sized containers of water and nothing else. We also have one of the vehicles rigged up with a fridge that’s run on the battery because we need to be careful of food hygiene where we live.

Actually this thread has cheered me up no end and given me a kick in the bum that’s helped jolt me out of the doldrums I’ve been in. I’m really looking forward to the winter now and it’s going to make the last 8 weeks of our summer all the more doable.

Sometimes we go en masses as a family. Other times it’s just a few of us. Then again it could be an idea that got bigger the more it was spoken about and there could be 20 vehicles on a trip with some people you know and friends of theirs you’ve never met before.

My job on the trips is to be the tea lady and I’m happy sitting outside my tent boiling water on the fire and handing out my homemade cakes and biscuits. But I’ve just realized maybe I’m been kept out the way in case I fall in the big campfire or something. I’m accident prone.

One of my best camping memories? Sitting on a deserted beach with my lot eating small fresh crabs as they came out of the pot. Two of my boys had rigged up some kind of contraption and caught them for us. They even cooked them in salt water.

Funny moment. Reaching over the side of my camping chair and toppling over. It then caused a chain reaction of mishaps involving other people, drinks and food that we still laugh about.

I love it when my grandchildren tidy my tent up for me in the morning and sort my bed out for me at night. They even make sure my pee pee bucket is at the back of my tent just in case. I’ve never asked them to do it, they just got on with it themselves. I think it came about on my first trip when I had a small pop up tent that you kind of just throw and it pops up, after one night in it I was so stiff I couldn’t stand up in the morning to get out so one pushed me out from inside the tent whilst another pulled me through the flap from the outside.

Oh and wherever we go we always do a beach or desert clean up. It’s shocking what other people will leave behind when there’s rubbish bins parked in the middle of the wilderness here just because.

These trips are the only time I’ll ever camp.

LucheroTena · 10/08/2018 08:12

I enjoyed camping in Yosemite because it was just so beautiful. In a field in Kent- not so much. Shared loos and showers I don’t like. A relative had a static caravan on a tiny facility free site in new forest that we used to borrow- that was fab. I don’t like big sites with pubs.

pictish · 10/08/2018 08:22

“We've had plenty of years when we couldn't afford to go away at all. I will still never camp because it is utterly shit.”

Whereas other people don’t mind it, even enjoy it (I find it great fun myself) and get to enjoy a few days somewhere else with different stuff to do and places to see and visit instead of staying at home and not getting away...which I would consider utterly shit.

LEMtheoriginal · 10/08/2018 08:27

@pictish come on over here and join the campers! www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3331762-I-bloody-love-camping-it-is-cheap-it-is-fun-and-im-going-tomorrow

pictish · 10/08/2018 08:35

I’m there!

SalveGrumio · 10/08/2018 08:43

Exactly @pictish. It's what we can afford. We get bits and jobs of kit each year, we borrow stuff, second hand. I would be really depressed if we couldn't do anything, go anywhere.

As it is we are going for 3 nights just us and then a long weekend with other families. That's all our holidays for the year.

And I have a spider's Web and spider in my bathroom, right by my shower. I leave it there as its not hurting anyone.

pictish · 10/08/2018 09:15

My love of camping is motivated by my love of the outdoors...I love to be in places of natural beauty. I’m a hillwalker/mountaineer for fun and like sacking off the constraints and complications of the day to day in order to just exist in incredible places. We choose our campsite according to location, not facilities...and make sure we’ve got decent gear.
I don’t give a shit about a spider web in the shower and frankly think anyone who does needs to have a word with themselves about how pampered and fatuous and out of touch with nature they have become.

There you go...if people are going to be so rude about camping, I’ll be rude about those that don’t. Bunch of divas.

kateandme · 10/08/2018 09:46

NO I think your blaming camping when the problems lie in yyour personal life.it would be this anywhere were you might feel tested

PenelopeShitStop · 10/08/2018 09:54

My idea of camping is staying in a hotel that doesn't have 24 hour room service.

pictish · 10/08/2018 09:58

P.s I don’t really mean it...to each their own but seriously, some people are being rude about other people’s choice or limitation of holiday here. Not everyone can afford hotels and sun holidays.

Clionba · 10/08/2018 10:09

PenelopeShitStop you're my kind of person.
pictish I think it's just light hearted, folks aren't being rude, just honest about how they feel! There's a pro camping thread.

nipersvest · 10/08/2018 10:13

I hate camping, have been many times as the kids loved it when they were younger, I would only ever do 3 night max, ie a long weekend. Every time we have been camping it's rained, the last time it was practically a hurricane, we went home the next day, after having to rebuild half our tent during the night and move the car to provide some shelter from the wind.

DeniseRoyal · 10/08/2018 10:23

YANBU!!! I despise camping with every fibre in my body. It can fuck right off.

blueskiesandforests · 10/08/2018 10:39

I actually did camp in a real hurricane once, about 25 years ago, in a 2 man tent on a beach on an island at the very southern end of Japan. Our tent blew away and we had to sleep under the sort of open porch area of a primary school we found. As I was 22 at the time it was actually all rather amazing and amusing. Bloody stupid though - why didn't we check the weather forecast? I have no idea...

With the same friend the same year we camped on an atol which was covered in Japanese land crabs which came out after dusk. Carpets of the things. Very crunchy underfoot...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=njGWtjSw67Q#

RatherBeRiding · 10/08/2018 10:46

3 weeks is way too long. I will only camp out of the main summer holiday season, only for a few nights at a time, only on a small, quiet preferably adults only campsite (obvs not possible if you have school age children and need somewhere with a pool and play area), wi-fi,
and decent showers.

I refuse to sleep in a sleeping bag - we take an inflatable double mattress and a proper duvet and pillows.

LEMtheoriginal · 10/08/2018 10:49

For the haters

TSSDNCOP · 10/08/2018 10:59

Hope you're feeling better now you've got that off your chest Pictish Grin

To be clear, I don't hate people that camp, just camping.

But there again, I'm presently on an AI which means I am vacuous, disinterested in sights and personally accountable for the demise of the Taverna according to the thread I was on last week.

Holidays: enjoy what suits you!

668neighbour · 10/08/2018 11:05

@Pumkinfailure sounds fecking dreadful. If you're going to camp you want to go somewhere nice like northern Norway/Sweden/Finland. Cooler, too...

notavailablee · 10/08/2018 11:07

Someone up thread loving camping then mentioning their 'pee pee bucket' hasn't brung me round to the idea at all

668neighbour · 10/08/2018 11:09

@Pictish there's camping and camping though.

Nothing quite like looking down at belugas and walrus, skuas, kittiwakes and puffins on a calm Isfjorden when you're on bear watch at 3am in Svalbard.

But I've also been to campsites with overpriced shops and other tents 2m away and fecking hideous toilets and blaring music and bands of roving nutjobs who convert other people's kids to objectionable religions... and I can definitely see why people loathe camping.

blueskiesandforests · 10/08/2018 11:15

"convert other people's kids to objectionable religions" 668 ?

Now that's not something I'd associate with camping Confused unless you mean at music festivals?

Fabulousdahlink · 10/08/2018 11:21

Never understood how leaving your bed, chairs, central heating, hot water and white goods ( washer, cooker, kettle etc) for a fortnight to have none of those things and still have to entertain and feed a family and be living in a field. Its just 10 x harder to do everything. Come back 10 x more tired than when you. Left. I'm a Scouter too...but when everyone h+9 9as jobs to do and you have down time too- thats a joy. My experience as a parent camping have always been pretty miserable and hard work. Being a mum camping is like being a mum without any of the stuff that makes domestic life tolerable !! A holiday for me, as a mum should be where someone else does the cooking and the cleaning leaving me time to enjoy the local sights etc with my family..relaxing making new family memories in the evenings .not washing up in a field...or spending time shopping for food to cook at the end of a long hot day out with my children.

Clionba · 10/08/2018 11:22

Yes, the pee pee bucket made me shudder, too.

668neighbour · 10/08/2018 11:35

@blueskiesandforests it was at a particularly bogan campsite on the north coast of New South Wales. Possibly doesn't happen in more enlightened parts of Europe...?

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