to wonder why my posts are nearly always ignored on MN?

[brizzledrizzle]

Am I as invisible here as in real life?

Don’t forget too dust the China cabinet & the drinks trolley, can’t beat a nice brown shag pile, the bex bissell brings it up a treat.

😂😂 nothing like a bit of ewbanking.

😂😂 nothing like a bit of ewbanking.

Do you see Chris often?

We may have to Shake and Vac to bring the freshness back

I am very grumpy about the lack of Chas n Dave. You can't beat a bit of the Sideboard Song....

I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if 'e comes rahnd 'ere, I've got my beer on the sideboard 'ere, let Mumma sort 'im aht if 'e comes rahnd 'ere...

Join in now...

A bit of Chris???????
Oooooo arh! Fana, fanah!!!!

I put the avocado into the fruit salad, HonkyWonk, what with it being a pear and everything.

Tasted right weird with the Dream Topping.

That’s the trouble with those new fangled pears, what’s wrong with a nice conference pear, poached in red wine (channels Fanny Cradock)

Ah Melen!

I loved her programme. How I wished that all of my dough
its would turn out like Fanny's!

*dough nuts

She used to give poor Johnnie such a hard time, I’m sure he was three sheets to the wind most of the time.

I'm sure he was melen. On screen he knocked back like a sailor on shore leave,God knows what he was like when the cameras were off him!

She was sooo rude as well, I believe she finally got kicked off the tv for being really rude & nasty to someone who had won a cookery competition I think, she was bonkers.
Ooh just remembered another one ‘The galloping gourmet’
Graham Kerr, I think his name was.

You're right - she did. The was really horrible - I've seen it on one of those "TV Moments" programmes - the poor woman was almost inters.

It was awful. Apparently viewers wrote and telephoned in droves about it.

She liked a statement eyebrow didn’t she? Ahead of her time really. (But mean as fuck).

Haha well put, I’m all sense tonight am currently laying by dgd hoping she will go off to sleep🙏🏻 So it’s Horlicks & a nice read of the people’s friend.

Well after the last couple of nights a cup of Horlicks sounds perfect melen! Does your DGD know about your secret life as a Rollermaniac? Don’t worry, your secret’s safe here. What happens on MN stays on MN

Haha cheers MyImaginary, phew will sleep a bit easier tonight knowing Nana’s secrets are safe with MN (also saw David Essex at the Odeon) 😂😂

So it’s Horlicks & a nice read of the people’s friend.

Ovaltine and Woman's Own in this housemelen - fascinating article on Knitting Your Own Orgasm. Whatever that is.

Morning.... Just had a Ewbank round with the Beatles LP on the Radiogram!

It's The Top 20 tonight on Radio Luxemburg "Your Station of the Stars"!

I'll be under my Brushed nylon covers with my Transistor Radio!

Morning, had to dip out of the party early - I think it was imaginary's curried eggs

Well I like that kirta!

< secretly thinks kirta might be right about the eggs, hopes no-one else noticed >

Ah Honky is there any better way to listen to the radio than under the bedcovers desperately fine tuning the signal every few minutes!

There was nothing wrong with those eggs kirta - they were piped into swirls and everything.

I'm sure my tummy troubles today will soon be sorted by a Rennie.

Ooh under brushed nylon, with the transistor radio happy days.
Had a quiet day here Dh tried slapping me on the bottom with me woman’s weekly, think he got a bit frisky after reading Schaden tip of knitting an orgasm, told him to go & put on his nice brown cardigan with the suede pockets & tortoiseshell buttons, should dampen down his ardour.