to wonder why my posts are nearly always ignored on MN?

[brizzledrizzle]

Am I as invisible here as in real life?

@Myimaginary awesome outfit, yes those block mascaras are so handy & last ages when mixed with a bit of spit, don’t forget your shimmery rimmel lipstick.

I may pencil on a few random eyelashes.

And freckles catfleas - don't forget your delightful dusting of freckles drawn on with your eyebrow pencil.

And, of course almost-white (but not quite) shimmery Rimmel lipstick as suggested by melen. And so much kohl around your eyes that you look like a giant panda.

Lipstick must he "Heather Shimmer" by Rimmel, or Avon's "Iced Champink".

Food; may I offer tinned beans and sausages? For years the only kind of sausages I liked. They were pale pink and anaemic looking. I loved them.

@fuzzy I wore coffee shimmer. It finished off my look a treat. Face a different colour to my neck, blue mascara and the thinnest of brown. Lord bless the pan stick.

schaden I'll ave a cinzano and lemonade if there is one going!

I had No7 "Shiny Conker" as my favourite as a teen. I thought I was so cool. (I wasn't)

Ooh tinned sausages & beans is one of my guilty pleasures 😳

YES!!!!!

@Kirta thank you, been trying to think of cinzano all day.

Ooh I have some slightly squishy warm fruit salads & blackjacks any takers before I scoff the lot as well.

Shall we do a nice black & white group picture in the photo booth.

Face a different colour to my neck,

Oh hell - yes!

Foundation on neck was something that never even entered out heads. Nor did matching foundation to skin tone. Panstick - happy memories . . .

Ooh, Schaden - could I please have a sweet Martini & lemonade? With ice & a slice & not forgetting the all-important maraschino cherry on a stick. Ta very muchly!

Don't let me get too tipsy tonight girls - I don't want to wake up with a cardboard Frothy Cresta Polar Bear that I've stolen from outside the cinema (again), and my mascara trickling down my cheeks and all my eyelashes stuck together . . .

Yeahy pan stick, that got more orange as the evening went on, with bright blue glittery eyeshadow & lashes that you could literally peel the mascara off.

Blue Nun!!
Black Tower!!

😂😂frothy cresta, the strawberry one I presume.

No problem Cazzie

There's Mateus Rose if anybody wants some.

Anyone have a feather cut?

@Schaden really hoping those onions have cubed chess’s as well.

Cheese

melen the cheese cubes (Edam) go without saying, as do the pineapple cubes. They're on the hedgehog. You just don't look, that's your trouble.

Oh Schaden, those silverskin onions will go lovely with some Ye Olde Oak Ham sandwiches.....mmmm.....

Ooh I can trump that OP - I posted a new post (something I nearly didn't do as I'm a thread killer myself) and 2 hours later not a single response, even to say, "well that was dumb" so I think I win haha!