to wonder why my posts are nearly always ignored on MN?

[brizzledrizzle]

Am I as invisible here as in real life?

C’mon in Science! I’ll budge up a bit, make yourself comfy.

FuzzyCustard, kirta, Myimaginarycathasfleas, thanks for the acknowledgement , it's appreciated.

@Sciencels Truth hello you are very welcome here, absolutely certain you are well worth listening to, join in the silliness.

No-one is ignored here Sciencels - though the time may come when you wish you were . . .

Hi Sciencels

Have we discussed vol au vents yet?

Ooh loving the pineapple & warm cheese, noooo we haven’t we have very remiss vol u vents are the perfect sophisticated accompaniment to babycham/martini/Mateus rose.

More Ritz crackers anyone?

Nothing to discuss. White sauce with bits of mushroom/ chicken/ prawns in it.

What about the Ritz crackers with Primula cheese on them. Be daring and add a slice of tommy-arto!

Oooh! I've found a packet of Cream Topping at the back of the cupboard . . .

No best before date . . that probably means it's okay . . .

Will it go with Arctic Roll do you think?

*Dream Topping, not Cream

(Bastarding autocorrect - I didn't fight off a monster arachnid for this)

Schaden, I salute you you are one brave person, maybe a nice tin of fruit cocktail will make it all worthwhile.

I don't know why they aren't still on every table in every household. Bloody love a prawn one! They have to be an ambient temp though, bordering on warm, for that full risky prawn v-a-v experience.

maybe a nice tin of fruit cocktail will make it all worthwhile.

I will fight you all for the one elusive cherry.

Haha yeah always just ONE cherry, must admit I’m fond of a vol u vent don’t like the new fangled posh filings, I’m all for a bit of risk let’s have a nice plate of warm prawn ones, with a bit of cress just to be a bit fancy.

As we’re altogether, can I offer anyone a Snowball? For the men I expect there’s a keg of home brew in the garage but we can always order in some Davenport for you (why collect? We’ll deliver).

Smokers, if you could kindly observe the rules of the house and take your Sobranie cocktails out onto the patio.

Well, this is nice.

All together, not altogether, although that’s a whole other thread..

I see your Dream Toppjng and raise you .....
ANGEL DELIGHT!
(especially butterscotch flavour)

imaginarycat Surely the men are partaking from a Watney's Party Seven?

imaginary can I have an extra cherry in my snowball please?

fuzzy Butterscotch angel delight is consumed weekly in my house!

Ah kirta you old retro, you! (I want some now)

fuzzy a bit of evap on some sliced tinned peaches is for the special ocassions!

Absolutely, kirta, as many as you like!

Ooh butterscotch angel delight, fuzzy, definitely my favourite.

Carnation! I've got a tin somewhere ...ah, yes, here it is, behind the Camp Coffee

Glacé cherries. Lush.

I haven't caught up but has anyone mentioned the Watneys Party 7 yet? I miss those.

That and men smelling of Brut and Old Spice. Occasionally I'll catch a whiff of an old bloke in the supermarket smelling of Brut and I'll linger near him sniffing surreptitiously. Having bared my soul like this am I going to be booted off the thread now for being too weird?