to wonder why my posts are nearly always ignored on MN?

[brizzledrizzle]

Am I as invisible here as in real life?

Oh dear Fuzzy!
I fear that you may have unleashed a Chitch War! sorry for unofficial use of a chitch Schauden or kirta or whoever but it was an emergency

Remember them melen!!???!!!!
I never have mine off!
Welcome to the madness thread babdoc!

yeahy Honky,I thought I was imagining those!!

Ooh @Fuzzy you are very naughty, am now singing Chitch Chitcy to the stick song (wails)

@Babadoc, those sheets sound as though they could be Brentford Nylons rejects.

Where's ya mama gone!
Chitchy, chitchy ,cheep cheep! 😂😂😂

I’m a thread killer too My Lady GaGa confession totally killed a thread 😂

I think most people feel like that

Oh crikey Honky, I’ve lost it now that’s a blast from the past😂😂
You will be ok here, no one ignored on this thread.

Oi Babdoc I saw you on another thread (the anti-religion guff one, I think) and thought what a great deal of lovely sense you spoke. I didn't respond on that because I have vowed to stray away from al contentiousness, but I applaud you.

Was it Alan Freeman who used to advertise Brentford Nylons?

I've killed it, haven't I?

this guy?

I see you have them patented now! does kirta know about this?

She does now.

I also have them ©-ed. (Took a bit longer to come through as I had to find the correct government department - apparently "copyright" and "copy, write" are two different things - who would have thunk it?)

Does anyone remember the slippers, with mule heel & furry bit across the front topped off with diamanté clip, my dm always wore them they would look rather fetching with our nylon housecoats.

Yes! Yes - I remember those! You could get them with 6" stiletto heels if you wanted! (Ideal for putting the bins out). And pretty much any colour under the sun - those little acrylics - what a fortune they must have made for the fur farmers! They bred like rabbits and came in a huge variety of colours - you never see them in the wild these days. I wonder why not?

sorry for unofficial use of a chitch Schauden or kirta or whoever but it was an emergency

You will be hearing from my lawyers, Quick, Grabbit and Runne regarding this flagrant breach of copyright and trademark registration. Unless it is a life-threatening situation (ie MY life is under threat) you cannot use my word willy, or even nilly.

CaptainKirk's - wow - the original advert!

Of course, that was years ago. £1.69 was the equivalent of around £1.93 now.

Talking about anti-Religion Fuzzy!
What does everyone think of having Alan Freeman as our Thread cult Leader - Demi-God and muse!

Aw, you mean “Fluff” Freeman? No longer with us I’m afraid HonkyWonk. He could lead us from Beyond. We couldn’t risk a mass gathering though. All that static. Not to mention chitchiness.

Note modified version of Schaden’s word. Patent pending. I will accept PayPal.

I have just googled Crimplene for men. My eyes, my eyes...

Alan Fluff Freeman has my vote, am getting concerned about all this legal stuff, couldn’t we sort it over a nice babysham(sp) poured into one of the special glasses, that you used to get from your green shield stamps.

@Schaden I’m sure my dm had them in fuschia pink & purple.
@Myimaginary now you can see what a tortured childhood I had.
Just thought of another delightful outfit I had, a orange/purple flowery crimplene dress with puff sleeves & a delightful purple bib shape on the front.

Good idea melen >

My nightmare outfit was a skinny rib polo neck (Barbie pink) and flower powery trousers which I seem to remember as being a kind of stretchy cord. Might have been stirrup trews. But the main horror was my younger sister being dressed in the identical outfit. The shame...

OK, step aside everyone.

My world beating outfit, worn to school mufti day circa 1986 was...

A black skirt (shiny) with a kick pleat at the back. Shin length.

A buttercup yellow waffle knit jumper with collar.

And to finish the look, white stiletto court shoes.

I thank you.