Have you got any CF stories/Experiences

[Lorddenning1]

Inspired by a couple of CF threads, what are your

CF stories, we are due a new thread of collective CFkery

Silly me, it was this bubble bar.

@SchadenfreudePersonified I am so glad to hear this there are so many SERFs on MN these days.

Macattack has made this thread

@Bingbangboo1 what? I don't understand.

@Bingbangboo1 if you are wondering if I started the thread, I didn't start the thread.

So Stirner is remembering ANOTHER incident in Lush, concerning a bath bomb...i wonder if the bubble bar has seen this thread and wants to corroborate Macattacks story?

@TimeForANewNameIThink I thought that that was a bath bomb.

I threw a bath bomb at someone once. They turned into a unicorn. True story bro.

My boss used to picnic in meetings. He would say “can I sit in on this meeting, I am on the project after all” then proceed to rifle through he sandwiches and nibbles laid out for the end of the meeting. He would also interrupt the meeting to enquire what the fillings were, the nibbles were. This was in front of paying clients.
He would also nick food from the kitchen. It was other people’s brought in for lunch food. He once ate a clients “special meal” that she bought in. (She was allergic to a lot)

Thank you Palegreen and Schaden......we had been friendly for a couple of years re the kids.....the way she treated me and spoke to me when I was ill really opened my eyes.....never ever met anyone as entitled as her.

@Raffles1981 my story is true.

SleepWarrior it is not a joke. I did. I have a short fuse. I am not joking. Please do not tell me an event in my life didn't happen.

Are assaults called 'events' nowadays? Maybe just imaginary ones.

@ShumpaLumpa It happened. It was a real thing that happened. I threw the bath bomb. It is not imaginary.

I am being deadly serious. On my mother's life, it happened.

Back when I was 30 and worked in Lush a deranged woman threw a bath bomb at my head.

The bath bomb saga deserves its own thread. Literally sitting here crying with laughter.

Ahhh @macattack. Give it a rest. You're sounding incredibly desperate for everyone to believe you....

@Jamboree05 you are wrong. The event that you are dismissing actually happened. I don't know why you think you know what happened. It happened, in real life.

Definitely protesting far too much. I completely support Stirners decision in identifying as a bath bomb, as is soap God given right and all that!

@Potato2242 I am protesting as it is fully and strictly true.

@macattack52 - I didn't say your story was false. I totally believe you. As I said, I threw a bath bomb once so know where you are coming from. The person who turned into a unicorn went on to run a cake shop. She smelled like sprinkles and left glitter whereever she went

@Raffles1981 bath bombs do not turn people into unicorns. I am not joking. I really did. You are joking about.

Raffles 😂😂😂

@macattack nobody has actually said you're spouting shite, they're just taking the piss 😂😂

@Potato2242 I don't find it the least bit funny.