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Have you got any CF stories/Experiences

127 replies

Lorddenning1 · 27/07/2018 12:38

Inspired by a couple of CF threads, what are your

CF stories, we are due a new thread of collective CFkery

OP posts:
macattack52 · 27/07/2018 18:12

@Stirner what kind of bath bomb are you then?

ProfessorMoody · 27/07/2018 18:13

I was there, in Lush at the time. It didn't happen.

Stirner · 27/07/2018 18:15

@macattack52 - that's not relevant. How dare you dispute my very true story.

macattack52 · 27/07/2018 18:15

@ProfessorMoody it did happen, I haven't stated what year or anything it was, which branch of lush or any other details.

LakieLady · 27/07/2018 18:15

Ready, that made me roar with laughter!

I don't know what's worse, shagging in borrowed pyjamas or seeing so little wrong with that that you tell the owner of the pyjamas.

macattack52 · 27/07/2018 18:17

@Stirner you are just joking. It is impossible. The bath bomb was smashed, and bath bombs do not have mn accounts, as they are inanimate objects.

Stirner · 27/07/2018 18:20

@macattack52 - that's where you're wrong.

MrsFassy · 27/07/2018 18:20

Would hate to work at Lush, if they fire people on the spot like that without following proper disciplinary procedures.

macattack52 · 27/07/2018 18:20

@Stirner you are making me flustered.

macattack52 · 27/07/2018 18:21

@MrsFassy he was not fired, just temporarily suspended.

Humptyfelldown · 27/07/2018 18:21

No-one clapped, my cousin was mortified and my uncle was shell shocked. You forgot your aunt - flabbergasted!

macattack52 · 27/07/2018 18:23

@Humptyfelldown no aunties were present. My uncle had given my cousin and I a lift to the shopping centre.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/07/2018 18:24

I had told her I would be in bed resting most of the time as the chemo was making me very ill and tired

Which is how she knew you were indoors and why she persisted for so long.

What a witch!

For you -> Flowers

Cheddarsmedders · 27/07/2018 18:27

mackattack ok maaaate - don’t suppose you know Jackie Chan do you? Can you ask him to get us some paint?

mollibu · 27/07/2018 18:28

Have you ever held a bath bomb from lush??? They're heavy and could cause some damage to the back of the head. Hmm

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/07/2018 18:28

Methinks the @macattack doth protest too much.

Stirner · 27/07/2018 18:29

I've told the lot of you this absolutely definitely happened. Angry

Fluffyears · 27/07/2018 18:29

You would be arrested for assault! That’s why I know it didn’t happen those bombs are really hard.

Stirner · 27/07/2018 18:31

@Fluffyears - we're brittle too

Fluffyears · 27/07/2018 18:33

@stirner you have a hard exterior but a soft heart.

Stirner · 27/07/2018 18:34

@Fluffyears I crumble in conflict Sad

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/07/2018 18:38

I have never met Stirner, but if s/he wishes to identify as a Lush Bath Bomb, and be used as an offensive weapon to a degree that makes a 30-year-old cry for his mummy, then I absolutely defend her/his right to do so, and support her/him to my last breath!

Theyhaveallbeenused2 · 27/07/2018 18:41

@macattack what happened in court? 50 lines of I must not throw bath bombs?

Stirner · 27/07/2018 18:44

@SchadenfreudePersonified - thank you 😍. My preferred pronoun is soap though.

Readyfortheschoolhols · 27/07/2018 18:49

Meant to add, same neighbour repeatedly asked me to clean her canary out as she was terrified of it. .
She only had it because it matched her yellow kitchen!