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To think this isn’t physically possible?

71 replies

QueenofmyPrinces · 27/07/2018 12:30

My cousin went on a date yesterday and she has been telling me about it this morning.

Apparently he told her that with his Ex they’d once has sex 13 times in one day?!!

My cousin seemed impressed by this whereas I thought he’s clearly lying.

Surely it can’t be possible?

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BitterAndOnlySlightlyTwisted · 27/07/2018 13:38

This sort of talk is immature at best but on a first date it's grim. Really bloody grim. She needs to block this arsehole asap

QueenofmyPrinces · 27/07/2018 13:40

Me and DH have discussed exes in a general sense but I’ve never asked him for details about their sexuality life and vice versa. I would be horrified if my DH asked me how many times I’d had sex with (insert an exes names) in a day...

My cousin has text him and opted for the polite option of just saying she didn’t feel the chemistry. I did suggest the “I value my vagina too nuch” reply but she wasn’t brave enough Grin

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BitterAndOnlySlightlyTwisted · 27/07/2018 13:43

He's done her a favour, really and saved her wasting lots of time on someone who patently doesn't deserve it. His disclosure, even if true (which I doubt) demonstrates a MASSIVE lack of boundaries. What is he, 13?

CoolGirlsNeverGetAngry · 27/07/2018 13:46

Wow, he sounds like a catch Hmm

Babdoc · 27/07/2018 13:49

Is his name Tomasz from Radom?! (See the “any single woman on here?” thread!)

TheBigFatMermaid · 27/07/2018 13:50

Apparently he’s text her asking to have a second date and she’s trying to figure out how to politely decline

I will say it till I am blue in the face, he was rude first, talking about sex with his exes, she does not need to be polite.

Or just a 'No thank you' should suffice.

IDontEatFriedTurtle · 27/07/2018 13:50

I did suggest the “I value my vagina too nuch” reply but she wasn’t brave enough grin

Darn, I think it needed to be said Grin

longwayoff · 27/07/2018 13:53

Grin keithRichards.lucky girl

3luckystars · 27/07/2018 13:56

Maybe they stopped and started and took breaks etc and he counted each time. No wonder he is single, what a ghoul.

amusedbush · 27/07/2018 13:58

Crikey, an ex and I managed 7 or 8 times in a day but we were 17 BlushGrin

13 seems excessive (and sore!)

I'm glad she's not going out with him again, but I would have told him why!

delphguelph · 27/07/2018 13:59

Any man that discusses sex on a first date is to be avoid at all costs.

delphguelph · 27/07/2018 13:59

Sorry to sound like a Mitford

AnnabelleLecter · 27/07/2018 14:03

How romantic.
So instead of a dozen red roses, just tmi about the last shagathon with the ex.
DH gets more attractive every time I read these threads on MN.

FlyingElbows · 27/07/2018 14:04

It is possible but I don't really recommend it! Ex would be 45 now but 21 at the time.

RhythmStix · 27/07/2018 14:11

She should message him saying "sorry but I was not impressed that you can only manage 13 shags in one night. I usually have twice that".

GorgonLondon · 27/07/2018 14:13

Sounds like a conversation for middle school rather than middle age.

deydododatdodontdeydo · 27/07/2018 14:16

Yep, I was shocked to read he was in his 40s.
I expected he was less than 20 to be bragging about this, and thinking his date would be impressed by it.

furandchandeliers · 27/07/2018 14:17

Its possible over a whole day! Don't ask me how I know Grin

But yeah that's creepy to tell someone I wouldn't be impressed.

LongSummerDays · 27/07/2018 14:17

do you not discuss previous relationships and sex with partners you've been with a long time?

Nope. I don't want to know and nor does he. We both know we've had previous partners but that's about as far as it goes.

BottleOfJameson · 27/07/2018 14:20

It's certainly possible but either way why on earth would this be a good thing to bring up on a first date?!

claraschu · 27/07/2018 14:22

Maybe he was a prostitute at some point.

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