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AIBU to ask is there single woman on here?

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alphamale33 · 25/07/2018 07:33

That look to be wines and dine?

Greeting I come here from a Poland and today I look for hot date. Please I have 33 years and looks good! Big balance bank is mine aswell other thing big ;-)

Tomasz Wielka

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holycityzoo · 25/07/2018 07:57

Hmmm a good cock......

stopfuckingshoutingatme · 25/07/2018 07:57

Apt name Pussy ! 🐱

alphamale33 · 25/07/2018 07:57

How I post photo?

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anothervaxthread · 25/07/2018 07:58

Click reply click on the + and upload. I'm incredibly invested

Mrsemcgregor · 25/07/2018 07:59

Please let there be a photo

FlyingElbows · 25/07/2018 08:00

Oh it's a bit early for an unscheduled dick pic. Wait til I get my specs...

checkingforballoons · 25/07/2018 08:00

I’m not 100% on the photo thing but I think you just type #:?:erectiledysfunction and hit ‘Post’

RageAgainstTheTagine · 25/07/2018 08:01

Your future bride could be here RIGHT NOW waiting. It's all hangs on this picture Tomasz. Try harder.

WerewolvesNotSwearwolves · 25/07/2018 08:02

Tomas can you get MN to officially add IJHFTDM (I’m Just Here For The Deletion Message) to the acronym list? If you can lug your enormous trampoline to MNHQ I’m sure they’d listen.

FannyFifer · 25/07/2018 08:02

FlyingElbows ha ha.

alphamale33 · 25/07/2018 08:02

I'm on phone there is no click reply only add post :(

Lots of lady interest in me which is good :)

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WerewolvesNotSwearwolves · 25/07/2018 08:03

And hurry up with the picture, I’ve got work to do.

YoThePussy · 25/07/2018 08:03

Wel if you won’t I will, picture of a pussy.

AIBU to ask is there single woman on here?
Oysterbabe · 25/07/2018 08:03

Just post a link to your Facebook profile.

Sidge · 25/07/2018 08:03

I’ve not even had breakfast, I’m not sure I’m ready for a dick pic.

alphamale33 · 25/07/2018 08:04

Please not post penis photo it is photo of me by myself.

I do have strong penis though but saves for lucky lady :)

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FallenSky · 25/07/2018 08:05

Tomasz, I would just like to thank you for posting this at 7.30 in the morning. I usually miss wonderful posts like this as they tend to happen in the middle of the night.

You have brought joy to my morning. I wish you every success in finding a hot womans to wines and dine. Your giant Bank balance and mercedes plus your eloquent posting style will surely be an offer most womans can't refuse.

Mrsemcgregor · 25/07/2018 08:05

A strong penis? Tell us more....

olderthanyouthink · 25/07/2018 08:06

This has cheered up my morning.

NOBODY REPORT DEAR TOMASZ!!!!

LillyBugg · 25/07/2018 08:06

Ahhhhhmazing.

anothervaxthread · 25/07/2018 08:06

My wet pussy is better Tomasz

AIBU to ask is there single woman on here?
ShatnersWig · 25/07/2018 08:06

Might help Tomasz if you told us where in the UK you were, as obviously if you are in Manchester, all the ladies in London don't need to reply

PavlovianLunge · 25/07/2018 08:06

If Tomasz won’t oostba Dick pic, I will.

AIBU to ask is there single woman on here?
PavlovianLunge · 25/07/2018 08:07

Did that not work? Stupid phone.

PanPanPanPing · 25/07/2018 08:07

Yes, we need to see the pic before MN Towers opens for the day. You've got between 60-90 minutes to post it!