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Well, am I?! HONEY, WHO SHRUNK THE WHEELIE BIN?! I'm overheating and the f*****s have stolen my wheelie bin!!!

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PimpMyWheelieBin · 04/07/2018 20:22

NC.

Got home today to find my large wheelie bin has shrunk!!! In its place is a miniature version!!! Toy Town!!! No warning, no contact from the local council, nothing. I am not pleased.

Now locally, with DCs using nappies, or if you have a large family, then you are entitled to the large bin. We qualify on the nappy front.

A few months ago, the local council sent out forms to everyone to check current status. I diligently filled in the form and sent it back. The waste management team came round and exchanged a few neighbours' (now only with older DCs) large wheelie bins for the small ones, but as expected they left our large one. All seemed well.

Until today, when a swap of ours was done out of the blue.

We are not huge consumers, and all our garden waste and recycling goes into the separate bins without fail. With a family, and pets, and DCs using nappies, the large wheelie bin is full for the fortnightly collections. We live rurally, there is no nearby household waste site, and of course we'd never, ever flytip. With the best will in the world, we couldn't manage with a smaller bin. If we could, we would.

The best, or worst, part of this scenario - and the bit that has me flapping around doing forehead-slapping impressions of a sweaty Victor Meldrew in a flowery dress and wedge-heeled sandals - follows:

Our old large wheelie bin was nearly half full, mainly of bagged nappies. These nappies have been taken out and transferred over to the new miniature wheelie bin, leaving it pretty full already. The next collection is over a week away.

What sort of useless article does that?! Comes to do a bin swap, sees the old one is half full of nappies, and carries on anyway?! Did this fooly mcfoolface not stop to think for one minute, 'oh, this must be a mistake, these people have the nappy entitlement to a large bin, I'd better leave it and go back to base, or ring, and check. But no. Instead he, (for it must be a he), took the time and trouble to decant all the nappies over to the new miniature bin. He didn't even knock on our door to check, (because someone was working at home all day).

I am not one of those 'I pay my council tax!' kind of people, and I usually really really appreciate the jobs people do for us, that keep our communities and lives ticking over. But this lack of any contact from the local council, and the lack of initiative from the person who did the swap, beggars belief!!!

I know it's hot, but is the weather that hot that even our wheelie bins are f'ing shrinking?! Angry

It is these straws that break our hardworking backs. Gin😣

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HaroldsSocalledBluetits · 09/07/2018 22:51

Hidilly I'm not giving anything away for free. I'll slip you a little bin back hander though.

PimpMyWheelieBin · 10/07/2018 00:17

just about a missing bin

Shock

Get a grip, Dicky. Your priorities are all wrong.

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PimpMyWheelieBin · 10/07/2018 00:21

Zoflora, Hid, Zoflora.

The mumsnet answer to all malodorous matters.

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PimpMyWheelieBin · 10/07/2018 00:25

Either that, Hid, or put them in your neighbours' bins. Just the neighbours you don't like of course, especially any CFs. Needs must.

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PimpMyWheelieBin · 10/07/2018 00:31

Bin canopies have already been invented. They're called TREES. Do keep up, Harold.

And we're not bitching about our bins. We're talking about a KIDNAPPING, people. Hmm

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PimpMyWheelieBin · 10/07/2018 00:49

And by the way, Dicky, you could achieve something far more important than fame on this thread, if you play your cards right.

This is the cross-country Multi-Coloured Swap Shop for bins going on right here, right now. You could be reunited with a Brown Bin faster than the council can slap a sticker on your forehead.

In summary, stop trying to jump on other people's bin wagons and RTFT. Hmm

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PimpMyWheelieBin · 10/07/2018 01:22

I've just noticed that Hid has swanked in a stealth boast about weekly collections while at the same time having the cheek to complain about nappy aromas. Shock

You are not doing yourself any favours here missy/mister.

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Dickybow321 · 10/07/2018 01:37

Hahahaha, omg @PimpMyWheelieBin you have got me.. I will need to read the full thread now, damn you! You are bloody hilarious! Grin

Dickybow321 · 10/07/2018 01:53

Please somebody do a TLDR. OP ?!! I am sure you can do a comical one! I'm laughing so hard at just the OP, the replies I have read and your replies to me! Grin

Dickybow321 · 10/07/2018 01:58

I really am invested for your bin to be returned. And mine ffs! Who has it? I'm looking out every bin day. I'm even thinking of stealing somebody else's bc I'm selling my house and it's like ffs why now?!Angry

Rednaxela · 10/07/2018 02:19

I am so over invested in this thread. You must get your bin back OP!

Here only an HMO gets more space for waste. The HMOs have a standard black bin plus an extra smaller black bin. Sometimes 2 recycling bins.

Boiled my piss slightly when we had DC and I found out that nappies aren't a factor in the bin provision. Especially when the HMOs generally aren't arsed to recycle and lots of bin bags dumped on the streets.

Our garden waste bin is quite affordable it seems, IIRC £30 odd per year.

No one would steal our bin, it is too disgusting especially in this heat.

Clevs · 10/07/2018 02:37

Those posters saying that the council wouldn't empty the old bin into the new bin and that it is likely to be a neighbour...I beg to differ.

I requested a larger bin online one Saturday night due to having a newborn in nappies. Monday is bin day and by the time I'd got up the old bin had been taken away and a new, larger bin left in its place complete with contents of the old bin.

I'm guessing the truck that delivers new bins is different to the ones that empty them otherwise they wouldn't have emptied the rubbish out of one bin into the other.

CSISaraSidle · 10/07/2018 03:49

We get weekly mini black bin collectiona, fortnightly regular sized red bin collections if you live in most areas (unfortunately my street doesn't yet) and that's it. Brown garden waste bins get ignored, but at least we don't get fined if our bin is slightly open (I didn't know that was a thing!)

PimpMyWheelieBin · 10/07/2018 08:42

A Good Morning to all binsnetters.

Hopefully today, an update from the local council 😕

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flowercrow · 10/07/2018 08:48

No bins here.
Apart from a tiny green food waste bin they collect weekly.
You buy your own black bags for general rubbish which are collected fortnightly.
They give you clear recycling bags which are collected weekly, unless some poor soul has inadvertently put the wrong thing in them, when they get the Orange Label of Shame tied around and the bag left for all to see.
Garden waste bags have to be purchased from the Council at £1.10 a pop. Plus you have to contact them twenty-four hours before your set fortnightly day to say you want them picked up and how many.
Glass is NOT recycled.

Hidillyho · 10/07/2018 10:02

I've just noticed that Hid has swanked in a stealth boast about weekly collections while at the same time having the cheek to complain about nappy aromas.

Ah yes, but I don’t get a free bin to stink up. I have to buy my own for the privilege.

Maybe our council do weekly collections because they haven’t spent the budget on giving everyone new smaller bins Grin

PimpMyWheelieBin · 10/07/2018 10:40

Possibly, Hid, possibly. Grin

It is also possible that they've spent their budget on Stickers of Shame and intrusive home visits.

However, in your particularly aromatic case Hid, I think you have to buy your own bin because you don't use Zoflora. Shock

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Hidillyho · 10/07/2018 11:16

Would Zaflora work? I’m going to get some

PimpMyWheelieBin · 10/07/2018 12:38

Would Zoflora work, Hid?? Shock

There are whole threads on here about it. Zoflora is a mumsnet right of passage.

You've clearly lead a sheltered life. Wink

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PimpMyWheelieBin · 10/07/2018 12:45

Just contemplating whether it's actually possible to miss a bin.

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Hidillyho · 10/07/2018 13:05

I tend to stay in aibu (apart from 6ish months in pregnancy when I first joined). Never thought of looking through other stuff on here as aibu has it all. Even to the point of reading tomorrow’s news Grin

Idratherhaveacupoftea · 10/07/2018 14:08

I have a green box for paper and cardboard, a maroon box for cans and plastic,a black box for glass and a small brown bin for food waste. I also have a large brown wheelie bin for garden waste and a large green wheelie bin for anything that can't be recycled. Everything is weekly except for the brown and green wheelie bins which are alternating weeks. It takes some remembering at times, but we all manage it somehow.

BuggerOffAndGoodDayToYou · 10/07/2018 16:29

I have exactly the same arrangement as @Idratherhaveacupoftea (perhaps we are neighbours 😉). Works quite well for me and I don’t actually need to put my non recycling out every fortnight as we don’t have much non recyclable rubbish.

It would thoroughly annoy me if any of my recyclable boxes were downgraded to smaller versions though.....

PimpMyWheelieBin · 10/07/2018 23:03

Did flower mention orange?!

Our CFNDN, already spotted on his visit to the UK, (and with 2 secret binsnetters).

Well, am I?! HONEY, WHO SHRUNK THE WHEELIE BIN?! I'm overheating and the f*****s have stolen my wheelie bin!!!
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PimpMyWheelieBin · 11/07/2018 09:18

In other news.....

The big wheelie kidnappers have been unmasked this morning. It was the local council Waste Mismanagement Team. Angry

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