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Well, am I?! HONEY, WHO SHRUNK THE WHEELIE BIN?! I'm overheating and the f*****s have stolen my wheelie bin!!!

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PimpMyWheelieBin · 04/07/2018 20:22

NC.

Got home today to find my large wheelie bin has shrunk!!! In its place is a miniature version!!! Toy Town!!! No warning, no contact from the local council, nothing. I am not pleased.

Now locally, with DCs using nappies, or if you have a large family, then you are entitled to the large bin. We qualify on the nappy front.

A few months ago, the local council sent out forms to everyone to check current status. I diligently filled in the form and sent it back. The waste management team came round and exchanged a few neighbours' (now only with older DCs) large wheelie bins for the small ones, but as expected they left our large one. All seemed well.

Until today, when a swap of ours was done out of the blue.

We are not huge consumers, and all our garden waste and recycling goes into the separate bins without fail. With a family, and pets, and DCs using nappies, the large wheelie bin is full for the fortnightly collections. We live rurally, there is no nearby household waste site, and of course we'd never, ever flytip. With the best will in the world, we couldn't manage with a smaller bin. If we could, we would.

The best, or worst, part of this scenario - and the bit that has me flapping around doing forehead-slapping impressions of a sweaty Victor Meldrew in a flowery dress and wedge-heeled sandals - follows:

Our old large wheelie bin was nearly half full, mainly of bagged nappies. These nappies have been taken out and transferred over to the new miniature wheelie bin, leaving it pretty full already. The next collection is over a week away.

What sort of useless article does that?! Comes to do a bin swap, sees the old one is half full of nappies, and carries on anyway?! Did this fooly mcfoolface not stop to think for one minute, 'oh, this must be a mistake, these people have the nappy entitlement to a large bin, I'd better leave it and go back to base, or ring, and check. But no. Instead he, (for it must be a he), took the time and trouble to decant all the nappies over to the new miniature bin. He didn't even knock on our door to check, (because someone was working at home all day).

I am not one of those 'I pay my council tax!' kind of people, and I usually really really appreciate the jobs people do for us, that keep our communities and lives ticking over. But this lack of any contact from the local council, and the lack of initiative from the person who did the swap, beggars belief!!!

I know it's hot, but is the weather that hot that even our wheelie bins are f'ing shrinking?! Angry

It is these straws that break our hardworking backs. Gin😣

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seafoodeatit · 05/07/2018 17:55

@pimpmywheeliebin things have certainly changed! I can't imagine that kind of service now - bins aren't emptied if they're not far out on the pavement, you get a sticker and threat of a fine if the lid can't close properly, they also don't take any bin bags but put a sticker on it.

PimpMyWheelieBin · 05/07/2018 18:05

The houses on private roads and up long drives here still get the 4 bins Apollo, they just have to drag them down and back up again on bin days. They can get 2 garden bins if they've got a larger garden too. I don't know if this costs extra, or is covered in the bigger council tax bill.

A big bin back, and a trip to Scotland, what more could I want?! Thanks Apollo. Can you put us up for a couple of weeks too?

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CallMeLolita · 05/07/2018 18:12

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KTCakes · 05/07/2018 18:13

"I am not one of those 'I pay my council tax!' kind of people"
Grin

PimpMyWheelieBin · 05/07/2018 18:18

It all seems a bit jobsworthy, nitpicking and intrusive now, doesn't it, sea? Around here for another example, seriously ill and disabled residents can get their bins collected and returned to their homes, but it's all got to be officially verified. Whereas, in the past the bin man would just provide extra help on his own initiative, using his own eyes and common sense, or if a resident or their neighbour mentioned it to him. Now it's all paperwork or online forms.

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PimpMyWheelieBin · 05/07/2018 18:23

I'm not sure if it's a troll or a heckler popping up twice now, but just wondering if they'll fit in a wheelie bin, AND I'll be able to get the lid shut to avoid a sticker. Grin

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Iamagreyhoundhearmeroar · 05/07/2018 18:36

Our area (London) got wheelie bins two years ago Confused

VforVienetta · 05/07/2018 18:37

Grin at Lolita - because of course everyone must have experienced the same exact bin situ across the entire country from the second wheelie bins were introduced...
Having a Top Cat style bin is not an indicator of anything bridge-dweller-y, don't be daft.
I have DC recently out of day nappies and still in night nappies, and my mum defo didn't have wheelie bins growing up, in the 70s/80s/or even after I left home in the 90s. Standard zinc round bins that made an impressive clatter were the norm until recent years.
Rural life, innit.

VforVienetta · 05/07/2018 18:38

*meaning when I was growing up, not when DM was growing up in the flipping 40s...

PimpMyWheelieBin · 05/07/2018 18:41

Thank you Vfor and Iama. Couldn't have put it better myself Flowers

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MamOfFrankie · 05/07/2018 18:54

Astounded someone has a username associated with a novel detailing (amongst other things) a middle aged man with a sexual obsession for prepubescent girls. Goady much?

PimpMyWheelieBin · 05/07/2018 18:59

Perhaps the troll/heckler/self-appointed thread police, (not sure which), could put those hairy hands/sharp tongue/ageism against mothers to better use checking their facts before casting aspersions or putting an age limit on acceptable motherhood?

Hopefully a wheelie bin history buff will pop up to add to the personal experience of PPs, but I understand the following:

Wheelie bins were invented in the late 1960's and initially only used by businesses. They started to be rolled out, (wheelied out?) to homes in the late 1980's/early 90's. Some areas were later, and some homes still don't have them.

I wonder if I've got CallMeLolita's approval for being an appropriate age for motherhood now? I wonder if I care either way? Given the name, I wonder if they think you have to be very young for EVERYTHING?! Hmm

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PimpMyWheelieBin · 05/07/2018 19:04

Quite Mam, quite. Well said.

I've no problem people disagreeing with me, telling me I'm BU, having a laugh at my expense even, but this one does seem a bit of a GF.

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BMW6 · 05/07/2018 19:06

We weren't switched from metal to plastic wheelie bins till the mid nineties.
So fuck off lolita.

TheSpottedZebra · 05/07/2018 19:15

I live in an area with WEEKLY BIN COLLECTIONS. We have a wheel bin for garden/food waste, a container for glass, and a plastic bag for mixed metal, paper etc recycling incl tetra paks.

Our landill rubbish goes in a black bin bag. Which I store in a top cat style metal bin.

Maybe I am from the past?

PimpMyWheelieBin · 05/07/2018 19:17

Do feel free to read and run in future CallMeLolita, or actually not to read at all.

As BMW so succinctly puts it, (thanks, by the way BMW), just f off, and in whatever footwear, or none, you feel appropriate

And I'm not trying hard, it's too hot. Are you a bit 'try hard' to be a nasty GF, or does it just come naturally?

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PimpMyWheelieBin · 05/07/2018 19:25

The Ghost of the Weekly Bin Collections, TheSpotted! Grin

You do realise don't you that we're all going to be PM'ing you to ask where you live? You'll be causing a mass migration. We'll all be tipped into the sea when Blighty becomes lopsided, as we all rush over to live where you live.

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NotARegularPenguin · 05/07/2018 19:30

If you get a new bigger bin then mark it somehow, like scratch a house number on the lid or get a wheelie bin padlock.

CallMeLolita · 05/07/2018 20:09

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PimpMyWheelieBin · 05/07/2018 20:22
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Iamagreyhoundhearmeroar · 05/07/2018 20:23

Why would you troll a thread about wheelie bins, Lolita? Grin. Isn’t there anything on the baby names board worthy of your attention?

diddl · 05/07/2018 20:24

Our bins have a bar code & our address on them!

PimpMyWheelieBin · 05/07/2018 20:26

Thanks, NotAReg - I hadn't even heard of wheelie bin padlocks. Will have to take a look.

A bit like Hyacinth Bucket/Bouquet and her milk bottles, I'm hoping for my old one back. Wink

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PimpMyWheelieBin · 05/07/2018 20:33

Nice one, Iama Grin

And a shocking stealth boast from diddl Shock

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JesusInTheCabbageVan · 05/07/2018 20:38

Lolita we had a metal bin (Cardiff) till 2001 or thereabouts. Back to sleuth school for you, missy!

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