Meet the Other Phone. Flexible and made to last.

Meet the Other Phone.
Flexible and made to last.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

Well, am I?! HONEY, WHO SHRUNK THE WHEELIE BIN?! I'm overheating and the f*****s have stolen my wheelie bin!!!

215 replies

PimpMyWheelieBin · 04/07/2018 20:22

NC.

Got home today to find my large wheelie bin has shrunk!!! In its place is a miniature version!!! Toy Town!!! No warning, no contact from the local council, nothing. I am not pleased.

Now locally, with DCs using nappies, or if you have a large family, then you are entitled to the large bin. We qualify on the nappy front.

A few months ago, the local council sent out forms to everyone to check current status. I diligently filled in the form and sent it back. The waste management team came round and exchanged a few neighbours' (now only with older DCs) large wheelie bins for the small ones, but as expected they left our large one. All seemed well.

Until today, when a swap of ours was done out of the blue.

We are not huge consumers, and all our garden waste and recycling goes into the separate bins without fail. With a family, and pets, and DCs using nappies, the large wheelie bin is full for the fortnightly collections. We live rurally, there is no nearby household waste site, and of course we'd never, ever flytip. With the best will in the world, we couldn't manage with a smaller bin. If we could, we would.

The best, or worst, part of this scenario - and the bit that has me flapping around doing forehead-slapping impressions of a sweaty Victor Meldrew in a flowery dress and wedge-heeled sandals - follows:

Our old large wheelie bin was nearly half full, mainly of bagged nappies. These nappies have been taken out and transferred over to the new miniature wheelie bin, leaving it pretty full already. The next collection is over a week away.

What sort of useless article does that?! Comes to do a bin swap, sees the old one is half full of nappies, and carries on anyway?! Did this fooly mcfoolface not stop to think for one minute, 'oh, this must be a mistake, these people have the nappy entitlement to a large bin, I'd better leave it and go back to base, or ring, and check. But no. Instead he, (for it must be a he), took the time and trouble to decant all the nappies over to the new miniature bin. He didn't even knock on our door to check, (because someone was working at home all day).

I am not one of those 'I pay my council tax!' kind of people, and I usually really really appreciate the jobs people do for us, that keep our communities and lives ticking over. But this lack of any contact from the local council, and the lack of initiative from the person who did the swap, beggars belief!!!

I know it's hot, but is the weather that hot that even our wheelie bins are f'ing shrinking?! Angry

It is these straws that break our hardworking backs. Gin😣

OP posts:
FrangipaniBlue · 05/07/2018 21:10

weekly rubbish bin collections, ilove? I thought everyone was down to fortnightly now.

I'm on weekly for general waste with a 120l bin.

We have another one the same size for cardboard/paper and a bigger 240l one for garden waste. These are collected alternate weeks (so fortnightly).

I'm feeling a bit privileged after reading this thread Grin

LBOCS2 · 05/07/2018 21:20

Why because this is a load of made up bull?

OP: they're cutting all my essential services!
Everyone else: I know! Fuckers!
Lolita: YOU'RE ALL TROLLS AND LIARS

ilovegin112 · 05/07/2018 21:20

FrangipaniBlue

I wonder if you live in the same council/ county area as me then

kaytee87 · 05/07/2018 21:24

Right ... so wheelie bins came out in the 70s and so that would make you around 50ish and yet you have children of nappy age. Impressive.

Ummm I'm 30 and we had a metal bin growing up.

Helloflamingogo · 05/07/2018 22:22

Areas of Cumbernauld still only have a black bag collection, no bins (I don’t live there so this isn’t outing)...

Growing up we had a weird rubbery black round bin. My granny had a metal cage one you hung the black bag in.

Seafoodeatit · 05/07/2018 22:46

@PimpMyWheelieBin It very much is all paperwork now! we switched over to fortnightly and smaller bins in November here, I filled in the form to apply for the bigger, it was never delivered, they claimed it was stolen, didn't arrive till January! they sent us an email saying out of goodwill they wouldn't fine us over the Christmas period if our bin wasn't closed properly GrinGrin

Some houses around here only have a black foldy bin bag too, think it's mainly flats.

Sarahjconnor · 05/07/2018 22:57

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

RustyBear · 06/07/2018 09:22

We still use an old-fashioned bin; we still don’t have wheelie bins in our town, we have blue bags, which we always put out inside a bin to try to stop the foxes getting at it.

Currently we still have a weekly collection, but we get 80 blue bags a year, if they’re not stolen as soon as they are left on the doorstep. Extra ones cost £4 for 10 from the council, which makes nicking them quite profitable!

PimpMyWheelieBin · 06/07/2018 09:26

There's Sarahj with another stealth boast, playing Top Trumps with her uber retro Top Cat chic and causing another mumsnet mass resettlement Grin

Tell us Sarahj, just how often does this Bin God - who in my mind looks like a shirtless Poldark - collect? Wink

OP posts:
99point9FahrenheitDegrees · 06/07/2018 09:42

We have NO BINS!! Well, you can get a garden waste bin, but otherwise it is Official Black Bags and Official Recycling Bags, delivered by the council every couple of months. BUT!

Weekly. Collections. Even in the snow. And a little street vacuum tractor afterwards. After two years with the writhing maggots of summer Oxford, I appreciate this luxury.

PimpMyWheelieBin · 06/07/2018 09:48

Good to see that MNHQ are keeping an eye on our bin troll. All the different fetishist trolls who from time to time pop up on here continue to surprise me, but I've never heard of anyone attracted to bins before. Or is that just another way of saying vermin? Grin

OP posts:
PimpMyWheelieBin · 06/07/2018 09:57

Weekly
Even in the snow
And a little street vacuum tractor afterwards
Luxury

99point takes things to a whole new level. I have no words.

OP posts:
eggcellent · 06/07/2018 10:15

We don't even have bins! We place our bin bags in the "bin spot" next to the public bin where I live. Very strange, but I rang the council when I moved in and they said that's how we do it Hmm I think if I asked where the recycling went they'd laugh at me!

LBOCS2 · 06/07/2018 10:50

Are in the UK, @eggcellent?

I find it so bonkers, the disparity. Our local council is after 50% of all waste to be recycled, and you have others still doing weekly collections of mixed waste.

PimpMyWheelieBin · 06/07/2018 10:52

I'm suddenly getting waste management company adverts popping up on my phone. Have you ever felt like Big Brother is watching you?! Hmm

OP posts:
Ariela · 06/07/2018 11:13

@RustyBear you must live near me. We have probably 3 or 4 years worth of blue bags (depsite letting a neighbour have a couple of rolls when they moved), we take ages to fill a bag so the bin goes out every 3 weeks or so.
What I find disgusting is there is no incentive to use less bags, they won't refund any unused bags for example.

murasaki · 06/07/2018 11:15

Are Croydon really shrinking the bins? Bugger. Bizarrely, when my normal bin got damaged by the binmen, I went on the council website to replace it, and they delivered a huge bin. I don't want them to take it away!

Sarahjconnor · 06/07/2018 11:54

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Sarahjconnor · 06/07/2018 11:55

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

PimpMyWheelieBin · 06/07/2018 12:29

Ooooo she's got big bins and she can not lie Grin

I, on the other hand, currently need a bin intervention.

He comes every Tuesday
Anthony Joshua

Envy
OP posts:
PimpMyWheelieBin · 06/07/2018 12:33

Quick, mura, get the padlock on and chain it to something - they're coming for your bin.

OP posts:
eggcellent · 06/07/2018 12:39

LB0CS2 yes, but in a flat above a shop. There'd be nowhere to put a proper bin really, certainly not for everyone on my street.

Ketayuzu · 06/07/2018 12:56

I agree it's probably the neighbours. The council would surely have taken the rubbish in the bin at the same time?
We struggle to fill our bin in a fortnight even with one in nappies but I blame when we lived in rural Italy and you had to take the bin to a giant wheelie bin on the main road. Meant we did it every day (hot day nappies Envy) and really learned to minimise waste. And toilet train extra early...

PimpMyWheelieBin · 06/07/2018 15:20

You'd think not, Keta, but a PP said that the council even transferred bin juice into the new one when they did a swap. Shock

I was also thinking, would our neighbours have the brass neck to stand there swapping contents over?!

OP posts:
WeeDangerousSpike · 06/07/2018 15:46

We have weekly bin collections and no issued bins. I just put the bags out. We have 4 different recycling receptacles the size of a small swing bin which are collected fortnightly.
We can pay for a garden waste bin and there's different prices for how often you want it emptied.