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Well, am I?! HONEY, WHO SHRUNK THE WHEELIE BIN?! I'm overheating and the f*****s have stolen my wheelie bin!!!

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PimpMyWheelieBin · 04/07/2018 20:22

NC.

Got home today to find my large wheelie bin has shrunk!!! In its place is a miniature version!!! Toy Town!!! No warning, no contact from the local council, nothing. I am not pleased.

Now locally, with DCs using nappies, or if you have a large family, then you are entitled to the large bin. We qualify on the nappy front.

A few months ago, the local council sent out forms to everyone to check current status. I diligently filled in the form and sent it back. The waste management team came round and exchanged a few neighbours' (now only with older DCs) large wheelie bins for the small ones, but as expected they left our large one. All seemed well.

Until today, when a swap of ours was done out of the blue.

We are not huge consumers, and all our garden waste and recycling goes into the separate bins without fail. With a family, and pets, and DCs using nappies, the large wheelie bin is full for the fortnightly collections. We live rurally, there is no nearby household waste site, and of course we'd never, ever flytip. With the best will in the world, we couldn't manage with a smaller bin. If we could, we would.

The best, or worst, part of this scenario - and the bit that has me flapping around doing forehead-slapping impressions of a sweaty Victor Meldrew in a flowery dress and wedge-heeled sandals - follows:

Our old large wheelie bin was nearly half full, mainly of bagged nappies. These nappies have been taken out and transferred over to the new miniature wheelie bin, leaving it pretty full already. The next collection is over a week away.

What sort of useless article does that?! Comes to do a bin swap, sees the old one is half full of nappies, and carries on anyway?! Did this fooly mcfoolface not stop to think for one minute, 'oh, this must be a mistake, these people have the nappy entitlement to a large bin, I'd better leave it and go back to base, or ring, and check. But no. Instead he, (for it must be a he), took the time and trouble to decant all the nappies over to the new miniature bin. He didn't even knock on our door to check, (because someone was working at home all day).

I am not one of those 'I pay my council tax!' kind of people, and I usually really really appreciate the jobs people do for us, that keep our communities and lives ticking over. But this lack of any contact from the local council, and the lack of initiative from the person who did the swap, beggars belief!!!

I know it's hot, but is the weather that hot that even our wheelie bins are f'ing shrinking?! Angry

It is these straws that break our hardworking backs. Gin😣

OP posts:
LakieLady · 05/07/2018 06:38

If you want a bin where I live, you have to buy your own. The council only supplies wheelie bins for recycling.

rose69 · 05/07/2018 07:24

We have big recycling bins and small rubbish bins. Rubbish collection and disposal is a huge cost for the council and so it's worth them having staff to do a one off check of what is required.

WhiteWalkerWife · 05/07/2018 07:42

My bet is on a neighbour. Did you have your number on it OP? A neighbour or the owners of the same house number to you in a close road.

crispysausagerolls · 05/07/2018 08:57

How have some posters managed to make this thread about disposable nappies being the root of all evil?

Helloflamingogo · 05/07/2018 10:01

Up here you have to pay for your wheelie bin if the builder doesn’t supply it in a new build unless you’re a council tenant then they supply it. You can take your bin with you if you move - they pretty much all fit the hoppers as both bins and lorries are by a company over in Germany (or were). The charge has been around for at least 15 years.

I used to work for the cleansing call centre of a local council - manybe I should do an ask me anything 😂

I imagine they’re taking them away because we’re missinh all of our lower waste targets and they see this as a way of doing it. There will be medical exemptions but I think they might result in nore clinical waste bins instead.

A fb group I’m on for my home town is full of stuff about the big bins being taken and replaced with wee ones. The council are pretending the bins are breaking but literally every bin is going!

Aprilshouldhavebeenmyname · 05/07/2018 10:04

We qualify for a bigger than big bin due to larger family..
But we aren't allowed to fill it as the machine can't lift a full bin!!
We had to bale it out the first time and take bags to the tip ffs!!

thetemptationofchocolate · 05/07/2018 10:10

Years ago we were given a big wheelie bin but we were told we weren't allowed to use it :)

The reason given was that they had no trucks small enough for our lane and the man who comes with his little lorry can't possibly be expected to lift all the bin bags out of the bins and chuck them in the lorry.

Most of my neighbours are as short as I am and we have such fun on bin day, trying to reach the bag at the bottom of the bin so we can put them out for collection :)

Iamagreyhoundhearmeroar · 05/07/2018 10:10

The logic there is mind blowing, April 👀. What would they actually do if you overfilled it? Dump the excess in your front garden?

Seafoodeatit · 05/07/2018 10:46

Someone has probably taken it, call up the council and they'll send a replacement, put those really big number stickers on the side.

It's the same thing with the council here, two in nappies or 6+ person household gets you a larger bin we use cloth nappies but still have a bigger bin.

Stringofpearls · 05/07/2018 10:53

Round here everyone got swapped to the smaller bins several months ago. Funnily enough they aren't big enough for those with babies, so now we have an extra purple bin bag that goes next to the black main bin. Doesn't that look a treat on the street! We do have some reusable nappies bit at the moment she's just too small for them. I'm all for recycling but annoyingly a lot of things don't seem to be recyclable. Can you phone them and explain the mistake?

LBOCS2 · 05/07/2018 10:58

We're in Croydon @NotNowBernardmonster. I'm genuinely considering moving out of borough, I DON'T WANT four fucking wheelie bins outside my house. I may as well move to the tup 😡😡😡

LBOCS2 · 05/07/2018 10:58

*tip.

LegoBitcho · 05/07/2018 11:00

My DP is Aus have a tiny rubbish wheelie bin but a huge recycle wheelie bin that is split down the middle for different recycles. I think it's a great idea than those stupid friggen boxes that don't hold enough recycle for 2 weeks Confused

LegoBitcho · 05/07/2018 11:01

DP in Aus

ifeelsoextraordinary · 05/07/2018 11:03

LBOCS2 best not move to Edinburgh. We have 5 bins of various colours taking up our driveway. Oh and two in nappies? Tough luck..min 5 person household for a larger landfill bin. Potty training can’t come soon enough

Iamagreyhoundhearmeroar · 05/07/2018 11:04

What are the four for, LBOC?? How often are they emptied?

LBOCS2 · 05/07/2018 11:06

At the moment we have a large wheelie bin, 2x boxes, a garden waste bin and a food waste bin.

They're replacing the big wheelie bin with a small one. And the two boxes with more wheelie bins. It's ridiculous.

There are five of us but the council website is making it very difficult to request to keep the larger bin; there's no info on it.

TellsEveryoneRealFacts · 05/07/2018 11:07

What colour is your shrunken wheelie bin OP? I'd love to downsize all of mine as we rarely fill them.

LBOCS2 · 05/07/2018 11:09

It's all fortnightly except food waste which is weekly.

It just makes me so cross!

Well, am I?! HONEY, WHO SHRUNK THE WHEELIE BIN?! I'm overheating and the f*****s have stolen my wheelie bin!!!
mrsFruitLoops · 05/07/2018 11:10

I'd say its a neighbour who has taken it.

Our council moved from weekly to fortnightly collections.... bins started going missing as people wanted 2!!! Also council charges for new bins, so if the lid breaks off or someone's bin goes missing.... they have taken to just stealing someone else's. Probably why everyone now has big designs and numbers painted all over their bins to stop would be thieves, or at least so we can identify our bins in someone else's gardens should it go missing!!!!

afreshnewname · 05/07/2018 11:12

I’m struggling to feel for you, we have 4 weekly collections and an average size bin, it’s doable

Iamagreyhoundhearmeroar · 05/07/2018 11:12

Ours is fortnightly as well. I’d love a garden waste bin, though. We have to buy little plastic bags from the council at 50p a pop. They’re not even big sacks, they’re tiny little carrier bag size. Trimming a hedge can cost a booody fortune 😲

LBOCS2 · 05/07/2018 11:16

We have to pay for the garden waste bin (so to be fair, we could get rid of it) - it's £65 a year but the convenience of having grass clippings and hedge trimmings taken away is quite a big one!

HazelBite · 05/07/2018 11:38

We pay 30 quid per annum per garden bin we need minimum 4 they are always out for collection each week.
We are also allowed a large rubbish bin as we are a family of 6 adults, but my neighbours who are a couple have a cute little bin.

Oldraver · 05/07/2018 11:39

Sometimes I cant fathom the decisions councils make.

Ours asked us our opinions about recycling and they were very quick to act on swapping over to a massive recycling wheelie bin. Only the new company that tended wont collect 'flyaway plastic', all the plastic bags they used to collect.

So all the bags that come with internet shopping now have to go in the landfill bin. I've just cleared all my compost, soil and bark bags and they have half filled my bin

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