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To be excited about the World Cup 2

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LapsedHumanist · 01/07/2018 17:26

Well, we’re in the last 16...

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TaliZorahVasNormandy · 01/07/2018 20:12

Is it me or is Gary and the other commentator getting bored.

liverbird10 · 01/07/2018 20:18

@Torn Are you Phil Jones in disguise? His faces are quite terrifying.

TornFromTheInside · 01/07/2018 20:19

There's not much to say.
My son and I always laugh at the utterly banal drivel they spout, or comments like these:

"He's basically hit that too well' - No he hasn't he's missed.
'It was always coming' - so why didn't you update the score before it happened?
'He can't miss' - so how come he just did?
'Football intelligence' - you mean the football is more intelligent than him
etc

WhiteHartLane · 01/07/2018 20:20

Not an expert but we have a slim chance I reckon. Just have to take each game as it comes, and not get ahead of ourselves. No team in the final 16 have been shockingly bad (although many have suffered suprising early exits).

I am hopeful for Tuesday's match though, Colombia will be without Rodreguiz and Ospina isn't the greatest goalie. No easy ride for us though and it will be a nervous match.

TornFromTheInside · 01/07/2018 20:20

@liver
Red card! early bath for you with that comment

JacquesHammer · 01/07/2018 20:21

I did part of my dissertation on the use of the cliche in sports commentary.

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 01/07/2018 20:23

Jacques, part cliche, part bollocks, interspersed with players names.

TornFromTheInside · 01/07/2018 20:23

The experts don't know any more than we do!
None of them predicted the results we've seen.

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 01/07/2018 20:24

I predicted Argentina, and Uruguay would beat Portugal 2-1.

Call me the Oracle.

TornFromTheInside · 01/07/2018 20:24

A dissertation in what?

I'd love to read that!

JacquesHammer · 01/07/2018 20:24

The experts don't know any more than we do!
None of them predicted the results we've seen

Of course they didn’t. The whole point of sport is the fact you can’t predict. You can suggest what MIGHT happen but if course you can’t predict on matches of a similar level.

Train101 · 01/07/2018 20:25

i think we've a good chance at progressing and possibly winning.
Some of the really good teams have gone out already. By really good i mean usually good as they've clearly not been good this time or they wouldn't be out haha.

I think we've a high chance of winning against colombia.
Fairly good chance of beating sweden or switzerland.

And the rest is just praying tbh

JacquesHammer · 01/07/2018 20:25

I did Sports Journalism. My dissertation was split into three chosen studies in sport media.

LapsedHumanist · 01/07/2018 20:25

I hope Russia aren’t going to pull a Greece...I couldn’t take a repeat of that.

This is a bit duller now. I just varnish two sets of kitchen steps to while away the time.

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TaliZorahVasNormandy · 01/07/2018 20:26

I'm writing a new chapter of my fan fiction. Good use of time see.

TornFromTheInside · 01/07/2018 20:27

Do you still have it Jacques?

liverbird10 · 01/07/2018 20:27

@JacquesHammer Would also like to read, let us know if you publish...

BitchQueen90 · 01/07/2018 20:27

Would be interesting if both of today's games ended up on penalties.

JacquesHammer · 01/07/2018 20:28

I do still have it! Be out of date now Smile

I still consider doing a masters and then PhD sometimes

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 01/07/2018 20:29

I'd like to read it too Jacques. Think it would be quite interesting.

TornFromTheInside · 01/07/2018 20:30

I'm going to ask Tali the oracle for her final score prediction!

user1471517900 · 01/07/2018 20:30

Anyone still awake watching this

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 01/07/2018 20:31

Boring 2 -1 to Croatia. Wont go to ET.

WhiteHartLane · 01/07/2018 20:31

BitchQueen I think it might. All the action happened in the first 4 minutes Grin

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 01/07/2018 20:33

Dude looked like someone told him his dog had died.