I'm your Mil ask me anything

[Milfromhades]

I don't think iabu to rearrange your knicker drawer, just being helpful! Any questions on how to be a good mummy or what amount of sugar is appropriate for a 2 year old?

Why did you cut my baby son’s hair without asking me & never mentioned it?

Why did you cut my baby son’s hair without asking me & never mentioned it?

I don't mention a lot of the things I do to help you.

Why did you cut my baby son’s hair
He was starting to look a bit like a girl. I've also started calling him Bobby as I can't be doing with these prissy names you modern girls seem to favour.

Are you ever going to apologise?

I have taught those boys of yours a few wee tricks about respect in your bed

Me and the kids love that you’re so Christmassy.all that fake snow on your shoulders all year round .awww,bless

Are you ever going to apologise?
If you apologise for stealing my son I'll consider it. But probably not.

Love this thread

This is the best thread ever.

Thanks for your help today you really are one in a million.
p.s. I'm about to hang out some more washing.

Why do you keep buying my children treasure (crap!)?

Me and the kids love that you’re so Christmassy.all that fake snow on your shoulders all year round .awww,bless
Have you ever considered going NC?

No way, you’re legend. The way you can make dogs bark,and cats hiss.its magical

Why do you keep buying my children treasure (crap!)?
I just like to see their little faces light up. But in an effort to be a bit more environmental I have bought them just one small present that I believe can be recycled. An iphone! I'm sure they will enjoy sharing it.

ImMissHannigan What men do you know that get their penis covered in piss

I love you OP

I love you OP
Thank you. Im doing my best to tolerate you for the sake of my son and my dgc.

Were you born purely evil, or where you converted over time?

Were you born purely evil, or where you converted over time?
I'm not evil😈 Just a plain spoken mamma who always comes out fighting for her son and heir. Much like our own dear Queen.

Why do you insist brown eyes are going extinct even though that defies science, logic, common sense...Wikipedia?

Will you stop stealing from the bags I put out for charity you mad old bat? I donated those beautiful wine glasses to Breast Cancer Research - not to the charity that is your kitchen!

Also, why do you complain to me about the shitty candles your SIL gives you for Christmas, THEN GIVE THEM TO ME THE FOLLOWING YEAR FOR CHRISTMAS? I agreed with you they were shit. What on earth makes you think I want them?

Why do you keep asking me for prescriptions for Corsodyl?

This is like reading Mrs Doubtfire, if she was ever a MIL (unlikely).

Why do you fawn over DH's friends like a lovestruck teenager?

Do you realise that those short dresses from TopShop are aimed at girls ten years younger than me, rather than someone in their sixties?

How the hell did you manage to bring up DH without passing on any toxic traits?

Have you understood by now that I will never, ever forgive you?

Why do you insist brown eyes are going extinct even though that defies science, logic, common sense...Wikipedia?
I think this is something I read in the Daily Mail a few years ago.

Also, why do you complain to me about the shitty candles your SIL gives you for Christmas, THEN GIVE THEM TO ME THE FOLLOWING YEAR FOR CHRISTMAS? I agreed with you they were shit. What on earth makes you think I want them?

I thought they'd do for you.