My neighbor is having loud sex at 8:30 in the morning!

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They usually have loud sex (it's the woman we hear often) but this time, it's at bloody 8:30 in the morning!

What would you do?

Good for them, can’t beat a bit of morning sex

What you can do :
Earplugs
Put music in
Move your bed/change bedrooms
Soundproofing
Get over it

What you shouldn't bother doing :
Attempt to shame people for having sex in their own homes
Passive aggressive nonsense like rounds of applause, moaning back at them, banging on the wall, playing songs about sex

What are you are really saying is "I want my neighbours to have crap, self conscious sex just like I do".

And to all the casual misogyny on this thread - "slagger and slag", "heavy set lass", implying the woman is cheap, fake, promiscuous, disgusting, etc for having sex in her own home - brr.

@SendintheArdwolves well said.

Bloody hell some nasty misogyny on here!

Alright, this thread has been fun. :D

Leave them to it, doesn't bother me.

Misread as 'My neighbour is having loud sex at 83'.

Either way, congratulate them. If you hear any orgasmic moans, yelps etc... clap and cheer. Join in the fun.

I would play loud music, maybe the same song over and over?

No problems with people having sex just don't see the need for fake loud sex noises.

This will be me tomorrow.
Big session then papers. Great.

My next door neighbour is a ‘screamer’ and she is also an opera singer so can be very loud when she wants to be. I treat them to this sometimes.

8.30am wouldn’t fuss me, would probably get up and do some hoovering or the washing.

Jane Birkin et Serge Gainsbourg - Je T'aime,...Moi Non Plus

I hope he made her a cup of coffee beforehand ......morning breathe right? Yuk!

Play the teletubbies theme tune loudly next time.....the sound of the noo noo making tubby "cutard" should put them off!

I don't understand why 8.30am is such a bizarre time to have sex?

I'm with you OP. It's not on. Awful when there's kids that can hear. Used to get this in another place we lived. I turn speakers to their wall and blasted out Salt n Pepper - Push it

How about a replay of tennis with Sharapova? The alternating screams might knock your neighbour off synch?

Move to a detached property? Yes an option available to everyone

if it bothers you that much stick the radio on to drown it out, its unlikely going on more than 15 mins or so!

Or over an hour if it's my DP!

Change your WIFI password to ‘I can hear you shagging’

*router name even

TheFuck
Over an hour? Bloody hell I’d get super bored.

We are both done and dusted in 20 odd minutes and very happy about it

@sendintheArdwolves 👏 absolutely. It’s summer, everyone has the windows open. Unless they’re actually doing it in your garden, there’s no reason to “do” anything. Maybe they hear you too and have had the grace to not to make it an issue.

I would just ignore it as people doing their own thing in the privacy of their own home.

Turn the radio up? Or download the Calvin Harris playlist off Apple Music and play loudly?

Cantankerous that’s an epic idea!!

Change your WIFI password to ‘I can hear you shagging’ I see this quoted a lot but would never come across my neighbours password, is this a thing?

I would just ignore it as people doing their own thing in the privacy of their own home. It's not private though is it. The sound is hitting someone else's ears. I know this isn't the case with this particular thread but children having to listen isn't right IMHO.

Play 'we're having a gang bang' at top volume.