How would your neighbours describe you in 3 words?

[ObiJuanKenobi]

NDN1 would describe us as

• young
• private
• handy

NDN2 would describe us as

• complete
• fucking
• cunts

(Which is actually what they are )

Mad, foreign, loud

Real prize, me

Quiet
Polite
Friendly

Ndn 1

Hoarders

Eccentric

Sweet

Miserable old cow

Miserable shouty cow

I actually found out our neighbours called us hitman and her. Wtf

Best
Neighbour
Ever

We get on really well, have done since we moved in 18 years ago.

Friendly
Considerate
Reliable

Chavvy
Horrible
Twats

Aloof
Private
No trouble

Stuck up bitch

Wishful, I wonder if you like next door to me?!

Bat
Shit
Crazy

Probably

Fat
Old
Punk

And OH would be

Cool
Old
Rudeboy

Very
Loud
Kids

Thankfully though we don’t have any neighbours! Phew

Funny
Cat mad
Music lovers

Cat loving hippies.

Which is fine.

Bikers
me cat mad
renters not owners

Friendly
Helpful
Cat lovers

Too
Many
Kids!

We live in a terraced house in London so our garden is quite small and there is limited privacy. We have 4 kids who love playing outside and as much as I limit noise where I can (no early Saturday mornings etc) I’m very conscious of how loud they must find us. We’re lucky to be sandwiched in between families with similar aged kids and we have a good relationship so hopefully they don’t hate us too much!

Reliable cat sitter

Friendly, helpful.......noisy (3dc, big dog, piano, cello, brass instrument, attached on both sides!).

Snobby bitch private

Quiet, Polite, American

Silent and invisible

Ndn1 -
Uptight
Brats (this has been yelled at us a lot. Not sure why not swearier)
Arseholes

Can't stand them, they harass us, and are a big part of the reason I'm pestering DP to move as soon as we can.

NDN2 - no idea? They keep themselves to themselves and so do we, occasionally hear their radio or see them in the yard when hanging washing out