How would your neighbours describe you in 3 words?

[ObiJuanKenobi]

NDN1 would describe us as

• young
• private
• handy

NDN2 would describe us as

• complete
• fucking
• cunts

(Which is actually what they are )

NDN 1:
Damn
Good
Shag

NDN2:

Nice
Family
Girl

Just
Like
Us.

• We all are quiet and keep ourselves to ourselves.

This goes for both sides and the two houses opposite.

Really
Nice
People

We are really lucky.

Umm attached neighbours

Shouty parents
Feel sorry for the kids
Not the old neighbours

Not attached neighbours

Pleasant
Lovely kids
Nice

Some people don't seem to be quite sure what "3 words" actually means.

Lesbians with kids.

Foreign, cat crazy, friendly, hard working.

Sorry coukdn’t Narrow it down to 3 without it not making sense...

Trombone
Piano
Drumkit

We are far enough away that they cant really hear. Occasionally I can hear a saxophone and a piano in the distance so they must be similarly noisey.

Young - 24 and 26
Loud - we don't mean to be, but we run a contracting business so tractors/trailers/trucks in and out all hours of the night and day!
Helpful - that's definitely for DP not me. He's forever helping out our neighbour as he's getting older, has dementia and needs a hand with stuff quite often

Me: Talks Too Much
DH claims he is: best neighbour ever.

Old
Doddery
Deaf as s doorpost so they can make as much noise as they like and
I can't hear a thing

My neighbour would say
Never Met Her

Friendly
Polite
Helpful

(And we would say the same about both sets of ours - lucky to live in a lovely neighbourhood!)

Very
Rude
Bitch

That
English
One

Unorganised garden ruiners

@LiteraryDevil1 love that

Our next door neighbours (who are awful humans) would and have called us “posh, Irish, idiots”. We couldn’t be further from posh and he didn’t think we were idiots a few weeks back when my husband and I saved his DD’s life.

We don’t have another next door neighbour but the rest of the people in our street would probably describe us as reliable, friendly, drunk. We have a good relationship as a street (apart from our next door neighbour and someone across the way), we take in deliveries, have drinks and dinner on occasion, babysit, lend things make meals and do shopping when someone has a baby or is sick. Not in each other’s pockets but we look out got one another.

NDN
Elderly
Sweet
Private

NDB1N
Self
Centred
Arseholes

With a
Really
Annoying
Dog

Sorry, 3 words simply isn’t enough!

Ok, so I totally misread that title! That’s them, not us!

We are probably

Private
Quiet
Helpful

The Worlds-Best-Ever Neighbours

Nagging shouty mother (probably)

Mr & Mrs Steve

And we describe them as.....

Mr & Mrs Steve

When they moved in it was both the OH's who met first and both are called Steve and for want of better names we nicknamed them the above.....when I finally ( both working) met Mrs Steve and fessed up she laughed and though it was great and now send Xmas cards from them like that

I'm ashamed to say it would probably be loud, scruffy oiks!

DD has autistic meltdowns once or twice a week. My garden is a mess. They think they're a cut above because they moved to this area, even though I've lived here all my life.