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Aibu to wonder how a nurse can get this wrong?

157 replies

Graphista · 14/06/2018 18:37

Watching £100k drop on catch up.

I'm an ex nurse haven't practised for almost 2 decades but still remember the basics (I hope)

Answers:

Lacrimal
Parotid
Sebaceous

Q tears are produced from which gland in the body?

The only one she even recognised as a gland was sebaceous and that's what she put ALL their money on.

Nurses and ex-nurses can you answer this

A without googling
B knowing what the other glands do and where they are?

I knew it instantly and I'm quite shocked a currently practising, probably fairly recently qualified nurse didn't know this! Surely it's basic A&P?!

Not even my area of expertise.

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5BlueHydrangea · 14/06/2018 19:30

There is a Lake Lachrymose in "A series of unfortunate events" which makes sense as things are pretty miserable in that!!
I am a nurse and knew the answer but never made the link before...

PattiStanger · 14/06/2018 19:30

Not medical at all and I know the answer, I'd say anyone who did latin at school or has a or good vocabulary would know

foxpox · 14/06/2018 19:31

There are different kinds of nurses...did the person say rgn specifically? Several friends of mine are rmns and I also know a midwife. They're all 'nurses' but I'd want none of them anywhere near me in a medical type situation!

LakieLady · 14/06/2018 19:35

Not a nurse but I knew them all.

But then I did Latin so knew lacrima and sebum, and Greek, so I could have worked out parotid if I hadn't known it (para = by, ot =ear, so the gland by the ear, ie salivary gland).

I think it must be hard for student doctors now Latin is rarely taught, having to learn all those Latin words by rote.

RebelRogue · 14/06/2018 19:35

Not a nurse. Recognised sebaceous as glands,but skin related. Would've guessed lacrimal because I speak/understand a few languages.

daisypond · 14/06/2018 19:36

I would have thought normal English adjectives like "lachrymose" would have given it away. But admittedly sometimes the connections might not click if you're under pressure on TV with 110K staring at you.

LakieLady · 14/06/2018 19:40

sebaceous is something to do with skin

The Latin root is sebum, which is candle wax (well, tallow, strictly speaking, as they didn't have paraffin wax and beeswax is cera).

If you think of the fatty stuff that comes out of a blackhead (bleughhh!), it's not unlike tallow.

ShadowHuntress · 14/06/2018 19:41

I’m not a nurse and I know the answer. To be fair, its because my sister has dry eye and uses a gel called lacri-lube!

Strongmummy · 14/06/2018 19:42

I’m not a nurse and know the answer. A bit worrying....

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 14/06/2018 19:53

Not a medical,professional and never have been but do have an iota of general knowledge and know that lachrymose means tearful so would have got it. DDs and I watch a lot of shows like Pointless, The Chase, Mastermind, Eggheads, Only Connect etc and are often stunned by the lack of general knowledge (and not just from younger people) from people supposedly clevererererer than me (I don’t have A levels or a degree, but I am very well travelled and very well read and my DDs are heading that way too - they are definitely more intelligent than me though Smile). We even have a pretty good crack at University Challenge. But what shocked me most was listening to Brain of Britain recently, which I have always assumed (knowing a previous winner of thirty years past) to be a real test of knowledge. I could not believe what I was hearing. Question after question, that even me, a thicky, knew the answer to, contestant after contestant guessed (hoping for a stab in the general area) and got wrong. What’s going on?

thatwouldbeanecumenicalmatter · 14/06/2018 19:53

Knew it wasn’t sebaceous (skin) so guessed possibly lacrimal as the Italian opera song ‘Una furtive lagrima’ translates to ‘A furtive tear’. Definitely not a nurse - closest thing I do is dminister calpol Grin

Jux · 14/06/2018 19:55

Not a nurse, never been a nurse or anything like it. Know the answer without being given it like that. (Helped by having sung in Latin in choirs etc since I was 5 though.)

Graphista · 14/06/2018 19:57

"I currently oversee approx 90 RN’s, I would say a large proportion wouldn’t know the answer....." I find that genuinely shocking and worrying!

"Because I know someone who's a nursing assistant/HCA and I've known her describe herself as a nurse" yes I did wonder that too and I don't know what training hca's get either.

"Lacrimose is a word for tearful so it’s really surprising she didn’t get it." My thoughts exactly.

"A&P just isn’t in the training in a basic form anymore" what?! Why? Surely like any knowledge based profession they NEED to know the basics first!

"I can understand why a nurse that doesn't work in that specialism wouldn't know. Equally I wouldn't expect a nurse working in ophthalmology to know the intricacies of the vagina." See it seems really basic to me.

"But I am often surprised as the daft questions i get from student nurses when they come to spend a bit of time with me these days."
I dread to think!

"I didn't know all the long bones before I worked in Ortho" OMG seriously? Curious when you did your training - was one of first things I learnt.

"I have often thought Latin should be compulsory in school for this reason. It forms the basis of so much of our language" my parents had Latin at school (catholic school) and while they left at 14 as many wc did then, their general knowledge is incredible and they're very hot on Latin inferences. Many "English" words have a Latin root and certainly in science and law it's still very much in use (handy for crosswords too - whenever I get stuck on a clue it's usually a Latin thing and mum puts me right).

"She should have known this. I trained in 1981 and still remember my a&p." 1992 here I still remember loads had it forcibly drummed into me by ex matrons of hattie Jaques ilk

"It’s only easy, when you know the answer!" Yes as a general knowledge item but I don't think iabu to expect a NURSE to know it. Like I'd expect a lawyer to know what mens rea means even if they don't work in criminal law!

"She should have been embarassed" totally agree Re science teacher. That is shocking!

I started the thread because it really actually summed up what I am thinking more and more when I encounter (especially younger - sorry) nurses. The BASIC knowledge ISN'T there.

To me basic - A&P, infection control, nutrition & hydration, obs/vital signs (taking and interpretation), wound care, a basic understanding of pharmacology... I'm sure there's more but that's off the top of my head.

In the years since leaving myself and through family & friends I've encountered:

Appalling infection control practice (where it even exists! Eg in my training we still did hospital corners - no floor trailing sheets!, strict visiting hours, uniform only worn on ward not for travelling, nobody but patients on the bed or using patient loos, regular correct handwashing, hair scraped back, no rings on hands - this ALL seems to have gone to pot)

Poor obs practices - once my sisters auto-sphyg reading was such if it were true she'd be dead or dying! She was sat up in bed chatting away - nurse didn't bat an eye took it as gospel and recorded it in obs. Mothers oral temp taken immediately after a hot cup of tea - nurse told she'd just had a hot drink, then commented 'oh that's a bit high we'll have to get that down' and tried to get her to remove clothing/bedding!

One gran and one grandad in hospital following strokes (I bet there's a few following know where this is going...) yep repeatedly left meals on their bed trays in front of them - they weren't up to feeding themselves yet the uneaten food not acknowledged properly. Patients unable to communicate to us they were going HUNGRY. It was sheer chance a relative visited when an uneaten cold meal was still on the tray and queried what was happening Re feeding.

Nutrition is key to recovery in every ailment/injury.

Dad given similarly named but completely different medication in error. Now I get the similarly named can be an issue, but what he was being given was for a condition he couldn't possibly have given what he was in for (too outing to say). So THAT should have made them think "that can't be right" and in a fairly high dose too. Luckily non toxic/dangerous but it meant he wasn't getting the LIFE SAVING meds he was meant to be!

I have a friend I trained with who has 'stayed in' and she's now at a point where she mentors newly qualified nurses.

She regularly comments to me how a significant minority:

Lack basic nursing knowledge
Lack knowledge of the specialism they've supposedly just trained for!
Lack the willingness to do what they consider 'menial' tasks - and also
Lack the understanding that the 'menial' tasks give them a chance to learn key info about the patient

eg if they're peeing and how their pee looks indicative of hydration

Stool - good ol' Bristol

Stroke patients when eating - are motor abilities improving/deteriorating

More time with patients also improves your relationship with them so you get TOLD more than if you're always in a rush.

Drives her nuts that with a certain type of new nurse she KNOWS she needs to explain to them that she wants them to do X 'menial' chore because she's concerned about y and doing so will enable a gathering of certain info.

Those saying it maybe wasn't her area of expertise, given the nature of the quiz (multiple choice) do you not think she should have known what at least one of the other 2 were? I'm several episodes on now but I think she was also saying she thought the sebaceous gland was in the neck - honestly I think that was the only one she even vaguely recognised!

"There are different kinds of nurses...did the person say rgn specifically? Several friends of mine are rmns and I also know a midwife. They're all 'nurses' but I'd want none of them anywhere near me in a medical type situation!" When I did my training the first year was basics like A&P which are relevant in every specialism, 2nd year more time out in practice so depends where you were what you learnt. 3rd year you could either continue in 'general' or specialise.

I'm aware the training has probably changed a lot but even if they're specialising from the start I'd still want them knowing the basics. Even a mental health nurse needs to be able to recognise physical illnesses - because they impact on mental health as a stressor, many have mh symptoms in addition to physical so it's part of the diagnosis pathway, for patient safety! I'd still expect an rmn to be able to respond correctly to signs of a stroke/heart attack/hypo!

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Wussypants · 14/06/2018 19:59

I'm a nurse, qualified 3 years ago. We covered sebaceous and parotid glands in A&P, don't remember us studying anything at all about eyes though. I'd be able to work out the answer through the process of elimination, but I'm not massively suprised that a nurse may not know the answer to that particular question. I haven't had a situation in the last 3 years of being qualified where I've needed to know the gland where tears come from - I've made sure to memerise 300 odd medications, how to take bloods/cannulate, how to do ECGs, how to deal with tracheostomies, chest drains, none invasive ventilation, peg feeds, stomas, wound dressings etc. You learn what you need to know for your job - not sure I'll ever need to know the gland tears come from but least I do now! Grin

elephantscanring · 14/06/2018 19:59

Well, I’m not a nurse or medical, and I knew it.

PurpleRobe · 14/06/2018 20:02

Not a nurse but i would guess lacrimal

TheFirstMrsOsmond · 14/06/2018 20:04

I am not a nurse and would guess lacrimal because lacrimosa means weeping in latin

Graphista · 14/06/2018 20:07

Meant to say I don't blame the nurses I blame whoever is designing the training! I dread to think but I'm guessing not medically trained/qualified themselves.

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herecomesthsun · 14/06/2018 20:07

My first thought was also, is this a mental health nurse? Because you could be an excellent RMHN and have no idea about this.

bertiesgal · 14/06/2018 20:08

A sweet wee student nurse asked if my boy/girl twins were identical 😂.

She already knew they were boy/girl so no idea how she thinks that works!

The dragon of a practice nurse nearly swallowed her alive.

Graphista · 14/06/2018 20:08

Yes Wussy that's what I mean she didn't even have enough knowledge to apply a process of elimination effectively.

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Graphista · 14/06/2018 20:14

"The dragon of a practice nurse nearly swallowed her alive."

See I'm getting to a point where I understand now when my parents said taking the dragon like matrons off the wards was the worst thing that ever happened.

One of my training mentors on ward was of this type. Horror stories abounded but as a trainer she was fantastic! Because she was very clear in her expectations and instructions and wasn't afraid to say "you've made a right arse of that!" And correct technique/knowledge accordingly. She even corrected stuff I'd been taught poorly/wrongly. Given she was in her 60's at the time she'll be retired by now but she was ace! We need more like her!

She also had the best infection control and lowest readmission results. In a very large hospital.

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Wussypants · 14/06/2018 20:17

Well maybe she was nervous?
That was an incredibly long nurse bashing post btw, I was getting a bit offended, but then remembered that I agree - nurse training is shocking in the UK. I learnt more in my first six months of being qualified than I did in three years of uni. I have worked with some brilliant nurses...and some shocking ones. Training needs to go back to being hospital based in my opinion, though guess with the new nursing associate role it kinda is. It's a sad situation though.

ClockworkNightingale · 14/06/2018 20:18

Student nurse and I knew, but only from independent study. The A&P at uni was really, really basic.

The NMC have recently changed the education standards, so all nursing curricula will be updated in the next year or two. I'm hoping against hope that they'll include a reasonable foundation in A&P (and pharmacology. I'm coming to the end of my second year, and we've had one hour with a pharmacist. Third year doesn't look too promising either).

I'm sorry but unfortunately not surprised to hear about the care your family members received. :( Were they all registered nurses? In my hospital, almost all obs are taken by HCAs . . . but that's a whole other discussion . . .

viques · 14/06/2018 20:29

Not a nurse, and did not study Latin but would have thought that anyone reasonably well read would have recognised the lacrimal /tear connection from a word like lachrymose .