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BUNFIGHT HERE

999 replies

beluga425 · 07/06/2018 14:54

Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

  • Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
  • Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
  • Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
  • About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
  • Someone to be utterly horrified;
  • Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;
-Liberal use of these two: Hmm Confused;
  • and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.
OP posts:
GerdaLovesLili · 07/06/2018 18:33

How vulgar LaDilettante my imaginary children don't have access to an i-pad, but they are allowed to play with hand-crafted pixels fashioned only from organic electricity and unicorn tears.

GladAllOver · 07/06/2018 18:36

Shamelessly placemarking for when the buns come out the oven.

RatRolyPoly · 07/06/2018 18:38

"Kids" BeyondThePage? Did you birth baby goats?

RomanMum · 07/06/2018 18:39

Have you tried using a stunt bun? Your house will sell easily.

LaDilettante · 07/06/2018 18:47

Well GerdaLovesLili mine don’t have access to an iPad either but I feel that despite having provided no information whatsoever about this it would still solve the OP’s dilemma. My best friend’s neighbour’s sister in law had the same issue with buns and as far as I know it worked really well.

BustopherJones · 07/06/2018 18:50

Better buns than plastic tat...

Puzzledandpissedoff · 07/06/2018 18:54

fairy buns, are lovely

Fairy buns?? FAIRY buns???!!!!

Appalled at the homophobic bigotry

Reported

BlueSapp · 07/06/2018 18:57

A good gay bun is hard to come by Grin

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 07/06/2018 19:00

I can't believe how you treat your Buns.
Have you asked them if they want a fight?
And while we're at it have you asked your Buns if they like their names?
For all you know the Buns may be very distressed as they're really called Cobs.

Or am I confused/or you confused & you mean Huns as in Eek/Bossbabe/Smashing it/Forever Living/Nuskin/JuicePlus/Younique Bots are not in an MLM so there huns.

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 07/06/2018 19:01

P.S. Don't inbox me hun/bun Grin

JustLurkingAway · 07/06/2018 19:01

OP Why haven't you installed penguin bollards yet?!

BellMcEnd · 07/06/2018 19:03

You sound lovely, OP Flowers

DamnItPatrice · 07/06/2018 19:14

I’m going to take my bun and make 12 meals out of it and then have enough to make a stock.

itsBritneyBeach · 07/06/2018 19:20

@derxa I am actually CRYING at that! CRYING! REAL TEARS!

I have spat out everything I have ever consumed. HA H AH AHA HA

BustopherJones · 07/06/2018 19:20

I batch cook buns, bung them in the freezer, and then I can just bung them in the oven when I get home and feel like bungjng something.

itsBritneyBeach · 07/06/2018 19:22

@BustopherJones YABVU. You should be bunging them in the slow cooker, where every meal should be bunged.

HateIsNotGood · 07/06/2018 19:24

You do realize the environmental impact of having more than one bun.

BlueSapp · 07/06/2018 19:25

Shameful behaviour with 12 buns who do you think you are Angry

DontGoIntoTheLongGrass · 07/06/2018 19:33

No is one sentence.

Wanttomakemincepies · 07/06/2018 19:37

I am waiting for the elderly Korean lady to sort out my CF neighbours who are my inlaws who have knocked through into my private garden and parked their car. Lack of grammar deliberate

Momsnatter · 07/06/2018 19:41

You and your toxic fucking buns!!!

Baubletrouble43 · 07/06/2018 19:44

Has anyone accused the op of being a daily mail journalist / goady fucker/ man yet?

Baubletrouble43 · 07/06/2018 19:48

Sorry haven't rtft busy working ft and feeding my 7 dc and doing all the housework whilst my dp is out at his nightly hobby/ in the pub/ asleep on the sofa

CraicMammy · 07/06/2018 19:50

This started out such a happy thread, now it’s gone all cliquey.

DickTERFin · 07/06/2018 19:58

Wow! Just Wow!

If you knew the entomology of the word “buns”, you would never use it. Educate yourselves!