BUNFIGHT HERE

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Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

• Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
• Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
• Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
• About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
• Someone to be utterly horrified;
• Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;

-Liberal use of these two: ;

• and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.

My flabber is well and truly gasted!

Or is my gast flabbered?!

Don't you bloody tell me how to bunfight, Op! Who the hell do you think you are??? I've been bunfighting since I was a nipper, and you can shove your rules up your arse!

Also, leaving an oh so hilarious placemark right...here.

I'm too busy to read this thread but I get the impression this has turned into a bunfight.
I feel I should mention that I have a degree.

@Clionba Your precious darlings won’t be harmed by having to wait 3 min for a bun. Snacking was invented in 2013 by Ed Miliband, and before that all children ate 3 square meals from birth.

Your babez your biz OP, but hey.

Not going to share my buns with you anyway. It's an invitation not a summons

Bunzilla!

BustopherJones they also have ginger hair and slightly webbed feet. Do you want them to die in the gutter from starvation because some teacher is insane with bun crazed power?

Haven't RTFT, but the bun I am about to throw is actually identifying as a muffin.

How dare you assume it would be a bun without checking first?!

Are you always this ignorant?

I like a chelsea bun but come on own up who the fuck has nicked my buns
Fummin I tell you absolutely fummin with indignant rage at my missing chelseas and I reckon someone at MNHQ ate them while I wasn't looking, oh the cheek of it!

I can feed my family for 2 weeks on 1 bun

It isn't difficult, you just have to not be wasteful

Race to the bottom.

Am I the the only one who always assumed "bunfight" to refer to buns as in a style of hair, and the ensuing "fight" to be the screaming women clawing at each others' buns, metaphorically?

This thread is a scream, but this post in particular tickled my French Fancy

Well I hope your proud of yourself

This will end well...

Yet another benefit bashing thread

Freudian, I will check it out with my bun daddy for ya

I can't bookmark because I'm on the app

@Clionba Don’t be THAT parent. You are the reason every single teacher in the UK quit last year.

My kids never throw buns. Because I never allowed it. If you read French children don’t throw brioche you’ll realise that actually your kids are just shit.

Why is everyone being so meeeeaaan to the OP? She's obviously having a very trying day and no one on here is helping!

to you, OP.

Oi Freudian was it you wot nicked my buns hun? I am calling 101 and bun ss and yes you abu

I am am an elephant, so I can say this, but AIBU to think that elephants shouldn't scoff all the buns?