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BUNFIGHT HERE

999 replies

beluga425 · 07/06/2018 14:54

Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

  • Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
  • Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
  • Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
  • About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
  • Someone to be utterly horrified;
  • Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;
-Liberal use of these two: Hmm Confused;
  • and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.
OP posts:
fourquenelles · 07/06/2018 17:02

wrong @Amatullah Wink Grin

BlueSapp · 07/06/2018 17:03

so who's making the Brew

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 07/06/2018 17:04

Why the fuck are you asking people on the internet? Make an appointment with your gp.

BlueSapp · 07/06/2018 17:05

Personally I wouldn't dream of buying buns I make all my own from scratch and bake every day with my own flour that i milled at 4.30am and the butter i churned at 2.30am, Its so easy i don't know why everyone doesn't do it! Shock Grin

Mumofaskinnyone · 07/06/2018 17:05

I've not had time to rtft yet.
But I feel that penguin bollards could be the solution.

BanananananaDaiquiri · 07/06/2018 17:06

You should go NC* OP.

*non currant

BustopherJones · 07/06/2018 17:07

We’re the buns bought with FAMILY MONEY?????

BlueSapp · 07/06/2018 17:07

^^ This

BlueSapp · 07/06/2018 17:08

^this

FilthyforFirth · 07/06/2018 17:09

Having done an advanced search on the OP I can smugly inform everyone that she usually LOVES buns and her previous threads clearly show this.

Of course, haven't rtft so apologies if someone has already mentioned this...

FreudianSlurp · 07/06/2018 17:09

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 07/06/2018 17:10

If you like OP, I can PM you my expressed breastmilk bun recipe?

Clionba · 07/06/2018 17:11

A power mad teacher confiscated my DD bun at school. Just because she was eating it during a science exam! It's her right to do as she pleases in school. I bet all teachers voted brexit.

CaptainCabinets · 07/06/2018 17:13

You have a DP problem

BlueSapp · 07/06/2018 17:13
Wink
BustopherJones · 07/06/2018 17:13

@Clionba you knew the bun policy when you choose the school. Just send your little darlings to a different school!

FreudianSlurp · 07/06/2018 17:15

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Member745520 · 07/06/2018 17:16

Late to the party but I feel it needs saying that what this country needs today is stability and control of the collective consciousness by Those Who Know Best. The Fight Police have been duly informed and are on their way to check that the fight area has been suitably cordoned orf with Antipodean Bollards and Stackable Goats. It is felt the latter should be fed with the less naice buns in recompense for their patience.
Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells

ShellyBoobs · 07/06/2018 17:16

There are some vile people posting in this thread.

Nikephorus · 07/06/2018 17:16

It's all Theresa May's fault for eating the buns / not eating the buns / (having lovely baps). If Labour got in we'd all have any buns we wanted, every day.
I'll eat my bun anywhere I want, except in the toilets because there was a man in there dressed as a woman eating a bun. Do you think it was racist?

BlueSapp · 07/06/2018 17:17

I have someone to trow my buns for me, but now she is accusing me of not providing enough buns, I mean I am so busy in the day what with shopping and lunch and cocktails where does she think buns come from, they don't grow on trees you know!

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 07/06/2018 17:17

I see the OP's disappeared Hmm

PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 07/06/2018 17:18

No update OP?

FFS.

OPs done a BUNk.

BlueSapp · 07/06/2018 17:19

Oh the images from this thread! I think I'm gonna have to lie down!

Clionba · 07/06/2018 17:19

BustopherJones Well it's 250 miles to the next school and my kids all have dyslexia, dysplasia and are intolerant to quinoa. They shouldn't have to do as they're told as well!!