My neighbour is having sex in his car outside my house

[Jonsey79]

I was having a lovely, early night and was fast asleep until about 15 minutes ago when I was awoken by a car engine idling away right outside. It's my neighbour.

The parents are away and the 17 year old son is being dropped off by his girlfriend, except they are having sex in the car.

I've got the windows open because it's warm and I can't very well shut them now because they'll see me.

Effing engine is idling away, which is what woke me and why I looked out. Obviously I quickly hid on the floor when I saw them and haven't looked back since.

Bleurgh.

Also, how impractical must it be? It's only a Fiesta, it's hardly roomy.

Dh is asleep so I can't discuss it with him.

This happened to me at my old house though I didn’t know who the people were

Food colouring and my dd super soaker did the job

" Bit of an anticlimax really. "

Oh dear

We have a Fiesta and OH may of remarked we've not christened it yet (in jest)...I just think 'oh my back'

Kudos to those Mini Clubman devotees should not really mention DS was conceived in the front of my Ford Puma

The important thing it though surely that leaving a car engine running for some time is illegal.

So many cars, so little time 🙄

Morning all! I've been out to inspect the dropped kerb area under the guise of watering my pot plants (held watering can in hand despite no pot plants on pavement). There is no sex litter thank the lord.

Teenage neighbour's bedroom curtains are still drawn....poor lamb must be shattered!

Now a Ford Ka. That's a challenge. wink

I see your Ford Ka and offer a Smart car as the next level of challenge.

Another mini girl here
A nova too

Op I would of shouted suggestions out the window.

When I was 16, new, much older, bf and I pulled into a gate to a field for a little innocent snog on the way home. Tyres spun when reversing out, so bf decided to drive into the field to come out forward. Obviously big mistake. We were then stuck in the field. We tried car mats under the wheel, everything, but to no avail.

Those were the days before mobile phones so we had to walk a long way to the nearest village and knock on a door with a light on, to ask to borrow their phone, as the phone box was out of order. Well after my curfew, I had to ring my dad to come and pick us up, and explain why. Now that was an excruciatingly embarrassing conversation to have in front the house owners and an even more embarrassing car ride to drop bf home and then get home ourselves. I think it was in silence.

He had to go back the next day and the farmer had to tow the car out of the field with his tractor.

Funnily enough that incident was also never discussed at home until many, many years later.

Bluelonerose it wasn’t the Nova Spin was it?

"You can do it in an MG" - the marketing slogan for MGs in the 1970s. My BF had an MG BGT and I smile whenever I see one now. Those were the days ...

The more I read the more I realise that I've missed out by having a boyfriend with a scooter at 17.

Maybe will see if dh fancies a trip down memory lane in the Espace later. We might not even need to remove the kids' car seats now I think about it as I think the boot seats are in the garage, so it'd actually be quite practical and it's due a clean anyway.

Ahhh to be horny teen again! I think DH and I have had sex in his old XR2, then his ford escort, then his bmw e36...then we got too sensible

Ahh memories. We has a mini metro 😁 not roomy!

Teenagers...

Mini here too. Whoops!!

I'd have leaned out and shouted Do mind that handbrake, lovey!

Though saying that, it might have done the job better.

It just seems so 1970s or 1980s. Nowadays it is so much easier to book a room!

"I don't mind you shagging, but please think about the environment!"

If his parents are away why were they doing it in the car? And why was the engine on?