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Words that make you cringe

402 replies

Elusiveone · 12/05/2018 10:35

Are there any that make you cringe ? Mine would be:

Lush
Snacky
Yummy

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AddictedtoAIBU · 14/05/2018 00:02

#makingmemories
#thisone
#mylittlefamily
#myworld

I'm a fan of the ol' # on occasion but people putting filters on every mundane moment of every day life and calling it a #memory and posting it on #insta.

Just make the god damn cakes with the kids and put your phone away (and remember to #chillthewine for your #datenight) 😁👊🏻

MintChocChip04 · 14/05/2018 01:23

Bae
Baby Daddy (a 2 word phrase)
Anyway(s) with the s added on
Fancy (a lot of English people still use this word instead of like, I don't get it. Fancy means elaborate, not have the hots for. Such a backward word that belongs in the 1800s) As an Aussie I can always tell a pom because they say fancy this, fancy that, fancy him/her. Like they are in the 1800s or early 1900s. So old-fashioned. It is so irritating I wish they would just stop using the word.

MintChocChip04 · 14/05/2018 01:38

Forgot two (why can't we edit out posts?);
Wee. As in a wee drink. Wee, is URINE. I cannot stand when people (mostly English) use it. Why not simply say little? Or small?
And 'hoover'. As in VACUUMING. Hoover is a brand name. I am sure many people in English have Kirby, Dyson, Electrolux, Shark, etc etc. I am sure Hoover is not the ONLY brand in the UK?
Just imagine is someone said "I am toyotoring" instead if I am driving. Or I am Tubing instead of travelling. Or we McDonalds at 7pm instead of we eat dinner.

MintChocChip04 · 14/05/2018 02:55

Neversayever it comes from this poem;

Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.
When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.

All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor. Those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent. His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together....

Author unknown...

Bummymum · 14/05/2018 03:14

Curated.

Lovingly.

Craft

Small batch.

Envy
Bummymum · 14/05/2018 03:14

Artisanal.

MintChocChip04 · 14/05/2018 03:24

User467
"You's. Bad enough spoken but written down with an attempt to make it right by adding an apostrophe makes me die inside ."

Agreed. But I like it better than the yanky y'all (or however it is written).

CosyLulu · 14/05/2018 04:19

bummymum what’s wrong with curated? I’m a curator by profession so can’t really escape that one! Grin

OssomMummy1 · 14/05/2018 04:48

Slutty,
Jinxed
Derrière
Pins
Sideboob
Washboard

OssomMummy1 · 14/05/2018 04:49

Orientated ..FFS it is oriented.

diodati · 14/05/2018 05:09

moist, momentarily, literally (except when used correctly), hubby, hun, babe, bae, serviette, non-binary, nice, BFF...

diodati · 14/05/2018 05:10

Woot, woot-woot

Rainboho · 14/05/2018 05:51

@LouiseCheese123 now wondering whether to add that diagram into my email templates

Booie09 · 14/05/2018 07:04

When food places use the word Artisan.....

MarthasGinYard · 14/05/2018 09:36

Batch cook Angry

AuntyDiluvian · 14/05/2018 10:00

I am 'under' a midwife at the moment who is great at her job, but I'm finding it very hard to relate to her since she has repeatedly asked me for a 'wee-wee sample'.
I am 37 years old.

MintChocChip04 · 14/05/2018 11:27

Pence. In fact, it grates on me that England haven't moved into the modern world and adopted dollars instead of pounds.

Twee. I have only seen it on here and have absolutely no idea what it means (it looks like someone were talking about teens and tweens and left the 'n' off), I already hate it. It sounds so childish.

Some English accents (funnily enough I like the Queen's accent) such as polo. When people say it as powe (p plus owe sounds, as in owe someone something) low. Powe-low. Instead of p'ohlo. And orktion (Antique Roadshow) instead of ohction.

'On the regular' or 'On the daily'(mainly Americans).

Extract (reminds me of the dentist).

Any version of couldn't of, wouldn't of, should/shouldn't of and must of.

WalkingOnAFlashlightBeam · 14/05/2018 11:28

People referring to a song as a tune. A tune is a melody.

MintChocChip04 · 14/05/2018 11:31

Brothel. I have no real reason other than it sounds like a place where there is broth made. Even broth, in the context of brothels, makes me go ew yuck in my head.

lemonsunshinecake · 14/05/2018 11:32

Hun

ZeroFuchsGiven · 14/05/2018 11:34

This is a really strange one, My dd asked for some painkillers for period pain and I said she should have some ibuprofen as they are an anti inflammatory, she went into meltdown over the word anti inflammatory , said she had never heard that word before and couldn't bare listening to it! strange girl Confused

Longhairmightcare · 14/05/2018 11:39

Iconic in the context of ‘this new summer pink lipstick edit* is ICONIC’ it’s all over the blogs etc at the moment.

Monroe’s skirt blowing up over the grate for example is iconic. Releasing a pink lipstick for summer is not. generic would be much more accurate!

*edit. Also annoying

CaMePlaitPas · 14/05/2018 11:53

simples - arrrghhhh

TomRavenscroft · 14/05/2018 11:53

Slither, as in a 'slither' of cake.

OH CHRIST YES! I work with books and this is one of my top-five hates. It's getting more common too. I know I sound like a gimmer, but seriously, people really don't understand language and spelling any more.

AyUpMiDuck · 14/05/2018 14:58

agree with so many of these - especially "yourself" when they mean "you"
"ENJOY" without a definite article.
One of my cheeky clients made me cringe for a week when they ended a telephone conversation with "Keep it moist" Blush
(can't find emoji for chucking up).