All I want is 1 tube, yes ONE, and it sells out on Boots.com in seconds thanks to the greedy selfish bughers who put in multiple orders on different accounts which are really all theirs just so they can then profiteer it on Ebay?
I have a baby. That means I have genuine wrinkles. And no money. So I can't afford your s0dding £35 for a £16 tube of face cream. I don't mind you having a few, but ALL of them is just ridiculous. Aaaargh. I can just FEEL another wrinkle coming on!!