Best pub/ shop names ever!

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Doing some research on the house we're moving to and it's very near to a pub called.. the Malt Disley!

I love it!! I'm having a bitch of a time with the letting agent and this house is very worth it but aibu to ask you to cheer me up with funny shop/ pub names?

Local pub called. FANNY BY GASLIGHT.
Known locally as Fanny's

Mobile bacon roll etc van near Bristol: Breakfast at Timothy's

The next village to me is called Xxxxx Dale. A florist opened last year called Bloomindale.

Fast food van in Wrexham called Chris de Burgher

There was an Irish pub in Cap Salou with names like that for their food.

Ludwig Van Hire used to be in Leeds.

A chippy called 'Assault and battered'.

Chippy in Mirfield, W Yorks, called “Wibits” (with bits).

Fishing tackle shop called Master Baitz

Chinese takeaway called Tak A Wa

A computer repair shop called Mike-O-Soft

My favourite wool shop (which sadly closed a year or two ago) was called The World of Woolcraft.

Tree Wise Men - tree surgeons

They’re in the same town as me.

I was always enamoured of a shop in south London called "Bimmy Boutique", Strapline "skimpy fashions". Doesn't really sell it to me!

There is a dog walker/groomer near me called The Ministry of Hound.

Haven't RTFT yet but there's an Off Licence in Sunderland called Amy's Wine House

Get Knitted - knitting shop
Annie O'Hare - hair dressers
Gore Brothers - undertakers

Used to have a Chinese in town called Shatin. Changed it’s name now for some unfathomable reason

Paddy field- Chinese take away in Dublin.
Camán Inn pub in Offaly (pronounced come on in).
Sofantastic.

And hopefully the picture works but...Argue and Phibbs solicitors. Ex BF grew up where they are. And it's real😁

Pet grooming place near my mum’s called “Doggy Stylin’”

Mobile gardener called "The Lawn Ranger"

Oh and a yarn shop called "Vivienne Westwool "

We have "Dr Gravity's Kite Store" in a seaside town near us, and right next door: "Dr Cavity's Candy Store".

The frog and nightgown is near me.

'Lino Richie (is it me you're looking 'floor')'... lino shop.

Perfect Daze - bridal shop in my village

Walter Wall Carpets in Exeter