How these protest threads always go:
- Whataboutery. What about that other politician? What about Saudi Arabia? What about the guy who was president when you were 15? If you weren’t out on the streets protesting each and every one of these, then you’re not allowed to give a shit this time.
- Passive aggression. So: if you haven’t been to 365 protests this year, you’re a hypocrite for going to this one. Except, if you do go to this one (or others), then let me just insinuate that you’re a time-waster and I’m the silent stalwart backbone of society. I mean, I know it’s not relevant to this thread and nobody asked, but can I just mention I work in healthcare/charity/my aunt’s in the police? No — its fine, you go ahead and protest. I’ll just be here, ladling out soup and curing disease. Don’t mind me.
- Did I mention the police? It’s great you don’t feel guilty about overburdening these massively strained resources. I mean, it may be entirely in the police’s remit to facilitate other citizens exercising their democratic right to peaceful protest, but personally I think everyone should just shut up and sit quietly at home watching a box-set instead. Of course, even watching a box-set places more stress on our already struggling national grid; I know I spend all my time sitting motionless with a cold cup of tea and the lights off to avoid causing anyone any trouble whatsoever.
- Yes, it’s your democratic right to peacefully protest. But it’s a little-known fact that you’re not allowed to use your democratic right to peacefully protest against
a) anything or anyone democratically chosen,
b) anything or anyone in another country, and
c) anything or anyone I don’t care about.
I really wish more people knew this! Especially a). If there was a successful referendum today to ban abortion and bring back hanging, I wouldn’t protest: the people have spoken! If Spain decided to expel all Muslims or Sweden decided to racially segregate their schools, I’d stay similarly quiet. Not my circus!
- America is our closest ally. And by closest ally, I mean: Trump’s motto is America First, his platform is one of pure nationalism, he’s pulling out of international environment agreements, he bitches about our politicians and retweets our hate groups, he uses terrorist attacks on our soil to his own political advantage, and if we’re not really really REALLY nice to him then he might screw us over financially.
It’s obvious that, with a relationship this great, the British people should pull out all the stops to make the guy feel welcome, including participating in an act of collective amnesia about… well, more or less everything he’s said and done prior to and after being elected president under highly questionable circumstances, possibly involving Russian interference, deliberate misinformation and manipulation of social media, a murky approach to campaign finances, shameless promotion of his own business interests, and losing the popular vote.
Seriously, WHAT is everyone so worked up about? You must all be:
- far-left-wingers, the professionally offended, virtue-signallers, a bunch of special snowflakes.