Royal Baby name making me rage

[ItWillAllBeFine]

Firstly, I know that I am ridiculous and unreasonable and totally over invested but it is GIVING ME THE ABSOLUTE RAGE that the Royals haven't released the name of the baby yet. I'm sure they are doing it deliberately just to exercise the tiny scraping of power they actually have over us. They are doing evil laughs behind the curtains of Buck House and saying "let the commoners wait..."

It pisses me off when I have to wait for any baby’s name. Surely 9 months is sufficient time to come up with something?

And don’t tell me you wanted to see what suited them because we all know every newborn looks like Winston Churchill.

The strong rumour is they are planning to break from usual protocol and have a non-previous-royal name.

Frederick is already in use, although Freddie Windsor is apparently 47th in line to the throne, so even further away than Arthur Chatto at 25.

I feel the same op :o

My bet is Prince Kyle Jordan Dean Jayden of Cambridge

I think we might have to wait a while, due to the situation with Alfie Evans. It would be terrible publicity if they announced the name on the day he passes. It would lead to a lot of negative press. There were enough comments linking the two on social media on Monday. I think the names are known and decided, they have to wait for the correct time to publish them.

Arthur makes me think of Arfur and Pauline Fowler off of Eastenders.

Posh people always take longer than us commoners (we decided straight away!)

My bet's on Philip

I can't understand anyone giving enough of a toss about it to have the rage over such a thing.

Sam then.
Sebastian.
If think Spencer would be perfect.
Laurence

I love Arthur

I never fail to be surprised at the number of folk that need "lighthearted" spelled out for them...

Filthy Philip has a ring to it.

Surely there are more important things to think about? They can take as long as they like. We'll hear soon enough

Sevens tones his sister gabriella is 50th, I spotted the other day. How can that be???

Bet a lot of you who don't "get" this thread are a real laugh at a party, eh!

I agree with @Sunnymeg

I really hope that it's because Kate's a bit hormonal and suddenly decided she likes Romeo or Buddy and William is desperately trying to talk her round

I'm having my baby boy on Monday and if William and Kate choose one of the names on my shortlist then I'll not use it. I keep checking the news, it's driving me mad! It's annoying me that I'm so bothered!

Bet a lot of you who don't "get" this thread are a real laugh at a party, eh!

Is it a known fact that people who 'rage' about royal baby names are hilarious raconteurs/sparkling wits at social gatherings?

I can't see the excitement of it because they'll have to use one of 3 or 4 boring royal names.

Sam is Arthur's brother, @SunwheretheFareyou...

@stealthpolarbear Maybe I'm looking at an old list? Just come across a Top 100 from 2009 with someone called Xan Windsor on it.

www.channel4.com/news/articles/society/top+100+in+line+to+the+throne/3051062.html

It's irritating me to, I want to know NOW and I don't know why?? I just hope it isn't Arthur, Albert or any other old man name, James Charles Michael, is nice and would be a nod to both grandads!

Me too Chicken Arfur Fowler always had a face full of anguish (something to do with stealing the Christmas Club money or something)

I quite like Balonz actually