I’ve found my people. I always say there’s a difference between those that love their dogs and those that own dogs. The dog lovers are out in all weather, but the dog owners only come out on dry days. Oh yes, fair weather walkers, I AM judging you and your poor out of control, because it’s not used to freedom, dog.
Then there are the cyclists/runners who get pissed off when you don’t get out of their way quickly enough. Fuck off! I’m here all year round, while you’re sitting on the gym nick, because you don’t want to get wet.
And last, but not least, people! You couples out for a nice walk, giving me dirty looks because you don’t like dogs, tough shit, I’m staying on the path, because I don’t have fucking paws and don’t want to move over, onto the mucky grass. even though I was running across it with the dogs five minutes ago 😁
No I won’t take my dogs off the beach, because you/your children are afraid off them! I will happily keep them away from you, because I don’t want my walk ruined by your over dramatic flapping about, as if your child is about to be carried off by a miniature Daschound. 🙄 Wnd pick up your fucking rubbish! If I can manage to pick up and dispose of the shite of all six dogs, then surely to fuck you can pick up after your family! Fucking messy pricks.
Can you tell I prefer dogs to people? 🤔😁