Interesting request on wedding invite

[OohMavis]

"Please remember to take some piriton before arriving. The pollen count will be high and the last thing I want is sneezing during the ceremony."

Paraphrased but similar tone.

I can't work out if it's unreasonable to ask your guests to medicate themselves so they don't sniffle

As Bridezilla did glide down the aisle
She didn't show even a smile
Cos her Uncle Bart
Emitted a fart
And shot from the pew by a mile.

Some people homestly deserve to be shot with a ball of their own shite!! Being told to self medicate and an a4 page of bulletpoints just incase guests forget how to adult...good lord!!piriton makes me drowsy so if I were you I'd double the dose,hope it makes you drowsy too and you just sleep through the entire thing with a bit of luck thus avoiding the insufferable fucknugget and her pollenfest debacle.