Interesting request on wedding invite

[OohMavis]

"Please remember to take some piriton before arriving. The pollen count will be high and the last thing I want is sneezing during the ceremony."

Paraphrased but similar tone.

I can't work out if it's unreasonable to ask your guests to medicate themselves so they don't sniffle

Please, I need to know the exact wording - maybe —she— they are quite reasonable after all!

Haha that would make me laugh!

4 pages!

We need more .....

Yes we definitely need to hear more.

Bonkers, I tell ya.

They need my mum there. If she sneezes once, she'll do 8 more. Quite loud too.

Yes we need the entire list of requests!

Everyone already knows there are often lots of flowers at weddings. She didn't need to let people know that, but she could have at least made it about the guests' comfort rather than not wanting to hear a rogue sneeze!

Start practicing a right smokers cough that sounds like you're going to hurl up a lung and with a proper back rattle on inspiration. Perfect it for the day. It will sound a treat on the wedding vid!

Tell us more!

Brilliant. I want to know what else is on the invite now.
Come on share some more.

Had she said “just to let hay fever sufferers know we are having flowers in the church and I wouldn’t want anyone spoiling their make up or uncle bob crying st the ceremony so antihistamines at the ready 😉”, she may have got away with it.

What was the actual wording.
If an outdoor wedding in spring/summer, I would like the reminder as no one wants streaky eyes and constant sneezing.

No way! Just when you have seen everything Bridezilla. Please share some of the other stuff OP!

All she actually needed to say was "“Please note we are having fresh flowers in the church and reception". Hay fever sufferers will know what to do

Placing marking I want more info from the invite

Maybe she thought she was being funny in her phrasing but actually trying to warn people the area will be high risk for hay fever. Some people really strugle with it and if one side of the family all has hayfever it's a helpful warning.

This has got to be a child free wedding?

C’mon, tell us more, You can’t tease us with tales of an A4’s worth of extra info. You’ve already given enough info to out yourself so in for a penny in for a pound.........

I really want to know what other bullet points she has given....

It's a two-day thing.

There's a comprehensive list of what to pack for those staying, down to fluffy towels (she's stayed at this hotel and their towels aren't fluffy) and hairdryers. And a suggestion to bring 'comfortable, sensible walking shoes as it will be a long day'

Yes mum!

She means well, but it's in June and all we've heard about for the past 18 months is the wedding. We're all gritting our teeth at this point.

I'm getting married in the next couple of years and if I turn into a bridezilla I want someone to slap me. I mean it.

Pleeeeaaase tell us more!

This is utterly batshit

Oops x-post. Soz

One A4! Sorry.

This has got to be a child free wedding?

Apart from hers. They're going to be bored shitless.

It'll rain now. Guaranteed.