I feel the patio calling...

[GoodyGoodyGumdrops]

And dh may find himself under it if he keeps calling Amsterdam 'hamster-jam'.

(Minor irritations that Get. On. Your. Tits!)

Hmmm...duct tape...a humane alternative, perhaps? I mean, dh does have some uses. Perhaps I won't patio him, perhaps I'll just tape him up instead. Would sort out his patio-inducing snore!

(The man is currently sitting - sitting up, not lying down - on the sofa 'watching' some sport thing, and SNORING.)

If my husband calls a charger a "three pin adaptor" one more time I would feel completely justified in murdering him slowly. We don't have a patio though...